Young nigger door knocker comes to my house for the local telecom company. And while spending 18 minutes, trying to learn how to log into his company, iPad, in slight embarrassment he asked me Nig— “So Are you from here?” Me —. “My whole life” Nig — (as if to talk to me like a Nigger) “but where from originally?” Me — “like I just told you” Me — “why where are you from?” Nig — “oh from here to” Me — “ha, ya except you’re not”
Nig looks up at me surprised “Oh uhh, uhh from Ethiopia” “You know where that is?” Me — “just south of Egypt enough to have had absolutely nothing to do with the pyramids…right?”
Me — “ I’m not switching ISP’s bro” Nigger — “oh ok thanks for your time”
Last time someone knocked on my door, in suburban Sacramento, I pointed down to the sign on the front of the security screen which said, “no solicitors”. Below those words, I had added “ this means don’t knock on my door” with a label maker. It was two guys selling whatever. They argued that they ‘weren’t soliciting’, to which I pointed out that the sign says “don’t knock on my door”. They scoffed at that. Right then I threw open the door and came out squared off to both of them, ready to beat their asses. They backed the fuck off and mumbled threats while retreating. I was much tougher back then and was not scared to fight two guys in my front yard for being bitches. Glad I live where it’s too long to walk between houses to door knock.
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It was two guys selling whatever. They argued that they ‘weren’t soliciting’, to which I pointed out that the sign says “don’t knock on my door”. They scoffed at that. Right then I threw open the door and came out squared off to both of them, ready to beat their asses. They backed the fuck off and mumbled threats while retreating.
I was much tougher back then and was not scared to fight two guys in my front yard for being bitches.
Glad I live where it’s too long to walk between houses to door knock.