×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
12

TRUE STORY FROM BACK IN THE DAY

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:05:39 ago (+13/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

My twin brother was in the navy. This story took place at Submarine school.

All the squids were lined up in formation for a uniform inspection. The officer doing the inspection was a very junior Ltjg female.

My brother says as the Jg was going sailor to sailor his buddy beside him willed himself to have a raging boner!
The woman stops in front of this guy and scans him from the top down. When her eyes got below his waist she AUDIBLY GASPED!

He said they laughed their asses off later after the inspection.


10 comments block


[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

cool zogbot story

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Who you calling zogbot boy?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:43:45 ago (+2/-1)

do you have niggerbrain or something?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

Bow to your sensei!

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:16:30 ago (+4/-0)

Years later I was in formation for a change of command ceremony on Governors Island in NY harbor.

Over 500 Coast Guard in full dress uniform standing in the summer heat. Just as some long winded bloviating officer said the words "untiring devotion to duty" four guys keeled over unconscious! I mean they fell like trees. No arms out to break their fall. Just flat on face!

These guys were in front of me in my immediate field of view. I couldnt help it. I started laughing. And I couldnt stop. I laughed harder and harder until it probably looked like I was convulsing.

A Chief Petty Officer in my unit came up and told me to leave the formation. Later when his superiors questioned me walking away from the formation he covered my ass and said that I was about to keel over and he dismissed me!

Wherever you are Chief Mercado thanks for covering my ass!

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 20:33:33 ago (+1/-0)

This is the kind of shit that makes me really think the military is awesome.

The traditions and respect in the military make the UFC look like a kindergarten.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

I was a savage in the fleet and earned respect as a fearless boarding officer.
Senior NCOs looked out for me.

[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:13:41 ago (+10/-0)

She flooded tube #1.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:51:23 ago (+2/-0)

that fish would have run hot, str8, and normal

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 20:44:11 ago (+1/-0)

There is no fat on that zinger. Perfection.