I get a lot of scam texts. I usually like to string them out, but yesterday I didn't have a lot of time and decided to test some limits. Fun stuff. - Upgoat

I get a lot of scam texts. I usually like to string them out, but yesterday I didn't have a lot of time and decided to test some limits. Fun stuff.
submitted by SocksOnCats to whatever 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:23:42 ago (+37/-1) (pic8.co)
https://pic8.co/sh/2QTEUx.jpg

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:37:05 ago (+8/-0)

MuMU OGUN THUNDERSTRIKE YOU!

Alt catbox link: https://files.fatbox.moe/l66ll5.mp4

Mirrors:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/h84jep4.mp4
https://cdn.videy.co/xiPN1VVb.mp4
https://qu.ax/pQbh.mp4

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:44:58 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for this. I didn't know there was a video compilation. I still have dozens of posts saved from the original threads.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 19:21:02 ago (+0/-0)*

"Don't you feel sorry for what you have caused?"

"No."

"MUMU OGON THUNDERSTRIKE UGO YUNUSA AS WELL!!"

https://img.ifunny.co/images/60472a448bcb3938d6dd13948f3555842ee94d9ab9fd5d142163f7bd31529b13_1.webp

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:42:11 ago (+6/-0)

Did you know that he fucked your mom's pussy?

Not sure if he made his point clear enough.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:46:04 ago (+3/-0)

Right up that butterfly spiral.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:47:48 ago (+2/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] con77 14 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:45:42 ago (+14/-0)

"at least Im white"! beautiful

I had a call one day and after playing the confused old man for a few minutes said in my regular voice "whats the difference between a nigger and a paki?".

I have to give haji props. he immediately screamed in a rage " I'M A PAKI AND YOURE A NIGGER!"

haha good times!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:45:10 ago (+3/-0)

South asians are the bottom of the totem pole. At least blacks can be athletic

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:36:16 ago (+3/-0)

I can't see how blacks being athletic does any good for me and my freckled White brothers and sisters. And calcutta browns are plenty athletic. Street squatting requires balance and lower body limberness and strength.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:20:01 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not talking about any merit for living with us. I’m just explaining the hierarchy based on look, iq, capabilities, and physique.

calcutta browns

Is that a dysentery related disease?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 19 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:50:01 ago (+19/-0)

I fuck you bloody, you bloody fuck bastard shit!

[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 12 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:31:24 ago (+12/-0)

No, YoU are fucking!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

That's hot 🔥

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:33:04 ago (+3/-0)

fuck you bloody!

[ - ] Metanoid 10 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:24:29 ago (+10/-0)

I got one very similar a couple weeks ago. I checked the number when responding and found a link to someone in Africa using it. I used google to identify the language in the link and saw it was swahili. I did some research into what kind of shit is considered a bad omen there and found that for some reason Owls freak them the fuck out. Found a great gif of an owl then started sending messages in swahili telling them I was going to curse them using my powerful black magic.

I didn't get any more messages.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:38:10 ago (+2/-0)

Incoherent much?
What a fuckin shit stain......

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:42:11 ago (+5/-0)

Why do pajeets always react like this? Always!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:32:20 ago (+3/-0)

What an angry little monkey.

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:59:07 ago (+5/-0)

DO NOT REDEEM

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 18:13:47 ago (+1/-0)

I almost caught this on my doorbell cam

Young nigger door knocker comes to my house for the local telecom company.
And while spending 18 minutes, trying to learn how to log into his company, iPad, in slight embarrassment he asked me
Nig— “So Are you from here?”
Me —. “My whole life”
Nig — (as if to talk to me like a Nigger) “but where from originally?”
Me — “like I just told you”
Me — “why where are you from?”
Nig — “oh from here to”
Me — “ha, ya except you’re not”

Nig looks up at me surprised
“Oh uhh, uhh from Ethiopia”
“You know where that is?”
Me — “just south of Egypt enough to have had absolutely nothing to do with the pyramids…right?”

Me — “ I’m not switching ISP’s bro”
Nigger — “oh ok thanks for your time”

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:30:07 ago (+0/-0)

Nice!

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 18:45:29 ago (+2/-0)

MOTHAR BITCH BASTARD! I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR MOTHER'S BOOBS!!@!

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 20:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

I never get spam texts. I wanna have fun too

[ - ] observation1 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:31:49 ago (+0/-0)

How did /u/conspirologist get your number?

Sign into an existing account

I get a lot of scam texts. I usually like to string them out, but yesterday I didn't have a lot of time and decided to test some limits. Fun stuff. submitted by SocksOnCats to whatever 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:23:42 ago (+37/-1) (pic8.co)https://pic8.co/sh/2QTEUx.jpg

I get a lot of scam texts. I usually like to string them out, but yesterday I didn't have a lot of time and decided to test some limits. Fun stuff.
submitted by SocksOnCats to whatever 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:23:42 ago (+37/-1) (pic8.co)
https://pic8.co/sh/2QTEUx.jpg