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[ - ] dingbat 19 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 11:52:14 ago (+19/-0)

😂 That looks like Whitney Houston’s counter when she died. I’d say that’s a nigger gamer’s house.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 20 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:02:53 ago (+20/-0)

The Newports are a dead giveaway.

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:17:09 ago (+6/-0)

I was going to edit my comment to include the Newport evidence. Good call.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 19:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

yep. was just gonna say.....this ain't no white man's desk. either a nigger or a wigger

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

But also heineken. Do niggers drink Heineken?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 04:06:36 ago (+0/-0)

They drink whatever they can as long as it isn't water.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:10:26 ago (+0/-0)

Newports

LOL. OK, I see it now. I can't believe I missed that one. 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:55:36 ago (+5/-0)

FAKE AND GAY

WOW screen is pasted onto black monitor and not sized properly.

No one could possibly game on that keyboard.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

The shop work on the monitor was to hide the gaymer's midget unicorn porn! 🦄

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 10 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:18:58 ago (+10/-0)

Only niggers smoke Newports.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:48:55 ago (+3/-0)

A reference to the arrival of slave ships?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:57:23 ago (+3/-0)

Never made the connection, but why not?
Can't speak to it now, but twenty years ago, I liked Newport.
I liked most of New England actually.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 19:07:25 ago (+1/-0)

Newport Oregon is pretty nice, right on the Pacific Ocean

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 19:10:24 ago (+2/-0)

Never been.
Liked Newport, Rhode Island though.
Weird you thought of Oregon.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 19:34:07 ago (+0/-0)

It is the only Newport I ever been to, so naturally that is the one I thought of. I was sent by work to Oregon for a week of training years ago

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

Fair enough.
I thought the slavery context would have eliminated the West Coast almost entirely - at least until the Asian population increased toward the end of the twentieth century.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:21:33 ago (+1/-0)

A nigger on a ship once told me that non American Marlboro has veni vidi vici on the banner, showed how the horses legs form a kkk hood and said the box had three Ks on it (the red part, repeated on 3 sides).

Well I was in Hong Kong, I got some marlboro, I look at the pack. Sure as shit "veni vidi vici" where in USA it is only a blank messageless banner. idfk.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 12:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-1923-tobacco-label-for-klansman-all-american-cigar-co-dallas-texas-32394274.html

The google makes every effort to avoid associating Marlboro cigs with the KKK, but this image finally came up.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 03:29:55 ago (+1/-0)*

Outside America I've seen this one

Inside America Poof, no more slogan

and all the packs have 1 red k-like thingy on front, back (#3 is on the bottom on soft pack idk its been a long time)
the K thing is a stretch, always thought that, but the text on the banner is right there and uppity shipnigger said that the white space between the horses legs looks like a clan hood, hrmm yea ok a bit if your lookin for it.

Crazy people say some interesting shit.

I've told the story before about the indie game dev, who lived with his mother, smoked lots of meth, had literal tin foil covering his bedroom walls and was the first person to tell me about MKUltra. He claimed "black ops guys" threatened him, made him do things and if he doesn't cooperate they use Sonic Frequencies to manipulate his emotional state.

The interesting thing is this was like, 2002, everyone was still on dialup and there was no popular streaming and conspiracy nuts were still people who ordered vhs tapes from ufo magazines. I had never heard any of the sort of shit he talked about before and he would not have heard it on the internet. Now this is something many speak of, I went home calling him a nutter but secretly began reading about Admiral Boorda and MkUltra and holy hell... sonic manipulation, radio weapons kinda seems like a logical advancement.

I will say this, the way they tell stories, those nutters, makes me think of schizophrenia, OFTEN, while listening to them and trying to be unbiased. Especially the way they speak about other people as if it were possible to simply 'know' said person's intentions, counter-intentions and justifications. Dude, its just someone walking their dog.
Crazy people say some interesting shit. but sometimes they are just fucking crazy.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 8 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:42:47 ago (+8/-0)

Looks like @master_foo needs to clean up a bit.

[ - ] Wahaha 6 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:21:29 ago (+6/-0)

First time I saw this picture was 2004, I think.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:20:50 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure I saw it one time in 1984.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:59:17 ago (+1/-0)

I saw this back when I was loading punch cards into my IBM System/3.

[ - ] ProudRebel 5 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:31:41 ago (+5/-0)

Redditard dwelling.

[ - ] con77 5 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:30:33 ago (+5/-0)

BOTTLES OF PISS. IDIOCRACY IN EFFECT

[ - ] kingofhearts 4 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:18:18 ago (+4/-0)

Based

[ - ] oursenilepresident 4 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 12:02:30 ago (+4/-0)

MY computer desks : multiple burner cell data phones :
https://files.catbox.moe/y74lvn.jpg

flight tracking black-ops and masked flights is fun.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:31:53 ago (+1/-0)

Hell no. it's not bad enough.

it's missing empty jars of vaseline, or empty bottles of lotion and things to wipe up all of the jizz.

I don't stop gaming to take a piss in the toilet, but I stop every 2 hours to whack off.

My max level WoW alts have their own Rule 34 Onlyfans account. This noob only thinks he's a gamer. Needs to get gud.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:31:21 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:46:25 ago (+2/-0)

That's disgusting.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:40:14 ago (+2/-0)

Mine looks like that except instead of piss bottles, it's guns, instead of red bull it's books on the holocaust hoax and instead of cigarettes it's usb drives full of archived Zionist articles and videos

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:22:30 ago (+0/-0)

I like your substitutions.

You should post more stuff from those usb drives!

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

so far it's 275 GB

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

Man, I just had to delete a directory like that; a super giant trove of NSDAP stuff, but I had to get this machine back to the company right away and should never have saved it there - it just had a nice huge 2TB drive and I never planned on giving it back... but it is worth considerably less than the severance I get if I give it back. So yeah.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 04:06:02 ago (+1/-0)

That's a nigger rig!

I keep my workspace clean and by proxy my gaming area.

Don't do much gaming anymore anyway though, maybe three or four hours a week.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:30:31 ago (+1/-0)

Of course not. We smoke camels because we aren't niggers.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:41:00 ago (+1/-0)

🤣

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

aw dude, its not water anymore
its ashtray water... like all of em.. how the fuck you gonna use the numberpad?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:36:47 ago (+1/-0)

I quit smoking.
I have like 2 cups and a few empty disposable vape pods on mine.
LOL even when I smoked 3 packs a day my desk was clean.
I seen guys like this though.
Same guys will spit into a corner they can't see for years.
You dont want to help them move.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

Spit in a corner?
Three packs a day?
How did you survive three packs a day?
Holy shit!

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:14:58 ago (+1/-0)

I smoked 3 packs a day under heavy stress worrying about my daughter and angry about her mother.
I dont spit in the corner, that was someone I once knew (and never visited again)

The 3 packs thing physically hurt, but the anxiety doesn't stop until I learnt to stop it.
Like being tied to a runaway train, yea light me another one

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

Take astaxanthan. Will help prevent lung cancer. I take it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:02:55 ago (+0/-0)

Did you quit entirely?

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:05:02 ago (+2/-0)

I have not bought or smoked a tobacco cigarette for years.
I still have a little disposable vape from 7/11 to keep me from becoming a raging lunatic.
My lung function recovered. I can run a mile again.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

Right on, glad to hear it. Good job!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 18:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

I used to be almost that bad, I'm significantly better now but it's a struggle.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:35:33 ago (+1/-0)

Not even close. I clean my countertops once a week and the entire home once a month.

But that's an admirable amount of not giving a fuck. I would say either depression or a nigger.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:52:02 ago (+1/-0)

thats fake

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:26:17 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking Savage!
Put the cap back on your piss bottle like a civilized man

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:12:01 ago (+1/-0)

Mine's messy but not dirty like that.

Haynes manual, shaver, one can of no-sugar 'soda', a bowl for keys and odds/ends, bills(paid), charging area, ebook, phone, 9mm, extra mag, knives, glass water bottle, game controller, large notepad.

And about 30 paper notes with my lists and reminders on them. I occasionally clear them out and consolidate the info.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

You shoot a lot of people on the internet do ya?

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:08:11 ago (+1/-0)*

Clearly, the subject is male and is a "gamer". My guess is some long hauls in one of the nether realms type games like world of warcraft or some shit. At least FPS folks take breaks every hour or so, which would eliminate 1/3 of the mess you see.

Here's another perspective for you though. If you ever ABSOLUTELY NEED a guy to stay at the fucking terminal ... this is the fucking guy!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:52:08 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, I stopped playing world of warcraft.
But the desk is no longer quite this tidy. ..

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:15:56 ago (+1/-0)

Similar pics came out of a zippers house that died playing EverQuest for a week straight when I was a kid

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 14:40:49 ago (+2/-0)

I played an absolute fuckload of EverQuest and I held down a job, kept the bills paid, and lived a normal life. I never understood those people.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

You and me both. I've since come to realize that they spend even job time, bill time, and normal life time in their game.

[ - ] JewNitedStates 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:54:00 ago (+1/-0)

Newpimps? But that's fuh niggas.