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Computers where there should be none.

submitted by registereduser to whatever 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 12:49:09 ago (+1/-2)     (whatever)

If you bought a washing machine or any other appliance, a car or truck, or one of a thousand other things that have computers where there should be none, you should go sit in a bonfire and fuck your self with a rusty morning star.

This is a bonfire, because I know you are too stupid to know what it is.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/5/56/Morning_Star_Mace.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110416182810">This is a morning star, you should find a much larger and rusty one.


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[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 13:01:26 ago (+2/-0)

I keep my 1997 Shredmore clothes washer running because I hate computers in appliances.

If you're in the market for a new clothes washer with all mechanical controls and timer Speed Queen still makes one that is fully analog. I stick with the old Whirlpool design because parts are cheap and readily available.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 13:01:33 ago (+1/-0)

Well.... that's disturbingly random.

I guess they really do have a lot of schizophrenics in their tribe.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 13:10:32 ago (+0/-0)

* I E D *

Intermittent Explosive Dissorder
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Look it up

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 15:21:43 ago (+1/-0)

Internet of things

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 17:33:31 ago (+0/-0)

Lucifer was also referred to as the morning star (aka Venus, which is visible in the early morning during certain times of the year.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 18:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

no internet/no phone signal anywhere around and plugged into a generator that fucking washing machine still knew when it was Christmas and played jingle bells when the load was done.

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2024 19:25:48 ago (+0/-0)

Take the battery out and they can still use it as a beacon to drone strike you.