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Why yes, I do hate Yahweh!

submitted by GreatSatan to Christians 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:42:50 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Found on twitter, not from me.


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 6 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:54:47 ago (+6/-0)

Religion is way too difficult. I don't get the rules. They keep changing.

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:18:42 ago (+4/-0)*

It's a tool of control. As soon as the printing press made the Bible accessible, Christianity suffered a dozen schisms. Everyone could see that the clergy was lying.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:21:19 ago (+3/-0)

protestantism is what happens when you can read the bible in your own language and you realise its pretty much the exact opposite of the magic spells catholic priests perform that are wholly based on the catholic encyclopedia and not the bible.

printing presses are how that happened. why the fuck you think the catholic church wanted it outlawed you muppet.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

and guess who encouraged biblical literalism... it was literally called judaising by the church.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 07:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

700 years without competition will do that.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:42:00 ago (+3/-0)

There are 4 major divisions, 30+ schisms, several books of varying redacted and censored books, different levels of daily interpretations of every verse, translated into 3 languages before English by word of mouth for centuries and overall completely jewed.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 08:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

and party on!

[ - ] Theo 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 04:46:54 ago (+0/-0)

Religion is about belief (or faith), not truth. People assume that their belief is the truth, but that assumption cannot hold for more than one belief where contradictions with alternate beliefs exist. For people who value truth above belief it becomes a question of knowledge rather than a question of faith.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:47:41 ago (+1/-0)

I dont hate Christians. I do hate Yahweh. Yahweh is like this evil genie the Israelites had the misfortune of running into in the Sinai. He’s a complete asshole.

Yahweh loves the sweet savor of burning flesh

No Im not going to feed you animal sacrifices for eternity, fucking weirdo! He’s like some sort of vampire

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 09:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

I dont but Ive been a vegetarian for 30 years. Fair enough. Why does Yahweh need to consume entire animals by fire? Why does he need the israelites to destroy animals in this way? Is this how yahweh eats? Why does Yahweh need to eat?

The Yahweh of the OT is a pagan god that was worshipped by polytheists who made sacrifices animal and human to it. The Torah says the Israelites need not sacrifice their firstborn sons to Yahweh anymore because their lives could be purchased from Yahweh with 5 shekels. They continued to sacrifice all firstborn male animals to Yahweh and the occasional human as well and Yahweh was pleased.

If you believe anything in the OT you believe it because it is revelation from the prophets and patriarchs. And they are very clear wants animals burned to ash on their barbeque altar so that Yahweh could “taste” them. And he wants sacrifice twice a day. And extra sacrifices on weekends and holidays. And sacrifice when you get sick because sickness is what Yahweh gives you when you did something bad. And sacrifice every time you have your period and everytime you give birth.

Yahweh doesn’t want people to be hardworking and kind and honest. He wants animal sacrifice and the genocide of non-israelites. He’s not a just god. He’s a greedy blood thirsty god. This is my impression from the OT. He’s just not a good god. And Jephthah? Seriously WTF.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 20:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 7 monthsNov 11, 2024 19:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

cursing is prohibited on this sub. this is your one and only warning.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:23:17 ago (+0/-3)

we arent meant to. jesus was the last sacrifice hence the whole 'lamb of god' thing.

the old testament isnt the new testament. retards like OP intentionally misrepresent that shit for.... i have no idea. to make themselves feel like theyre doing something useful?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:37:54 ago (+3/-0)

Why did he want animal sacrifice in the first place? Why did yahweh demand the blood of every animal killed? Why did Yahweh demand that entire animals (every first born male animal) be burned in its entirety for Yahweh? Why is Yahweh pleased when Jephthah sacrifices his daughter to him? Why is he pleased when Samuel sacrifices the King of the Amelekites on his altar? All this shit is to forshadow Jesus? Bullshit. The Israelites were a blood thirsty people and they invented a bloodthirsty imaginary friend who would help them genocide their rivals in exchange for blood. Not a just god at all. More like a demon.

Im tired of Christians telling me the NT cancels out the OT. Its all christian cannon. Supposedly its the same god. Why does he get a personality transplant? Didn’t he know any better in the OT? I dont care what some asshole on twitter says. I find the OT depiction of Yahweh to be very troubling

[ - ] Theo 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 04:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

He didn't want it.

Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire; mine ears hast thou opened: burnt offering and sin offering hast thou not required.
Psalms 40:6

He didn't demand the blood of every animal killed.

But if he be not able to bring two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, then he that sinned shall bring for his offering the tenth part of an ephah of fine flour for a sin offering; he shall put no oil upon it, neither shall he put [any] frankincense thereon: for it [is] a sin offering.
Leviticus 5:11

The story of Jepthah is similar to the story of Job - both made blood sacrifices and both suffered for it. I have no idea where you get the idea from that YHWH was pleased by Jephthah's sacrifice.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 10:57:30 ago (+0/-0)*

He didn't want it.

He did want it. There was a massive sacrifice regimen that is described in great detail. A big chunk of the pentateuch is devoted to it. Its one of the core tenets of the religion as described by all the prophets and patriarchs. It is a central concern of Yahweh if you believe any of the prophets. Their whole fucking religion revolved around it. Moses was just wrong about 2/3 of the shit in the pentateuch? Yahweh just forgot to mention the Joshua and Samuel and Elijiah and Elisha and Isaiah and so on that he doesn’t want sacrifice?

You take one line out of context from Psalms and use it to reject one of the main teachings of the prophets which is emphasized over and over. If David (the supposed author of psalm 40) had a message from Yahweh that Yahweh didn’t want sacrifice, why did David continue to make sacrifice at the tabernacle until he died? More likely is that he meant that Yahweh didn’t require sacrifice at that time that he was saving David, or that he wanted something from David other than/above and beyond mere animal sacrifice. It shouldnt be interpreted as “ All the prophets are completely wrong about Yahweh wanting sacrifice”

He didn't demand the blood of every animal killed.

Blood was a primordial source of power to the Israelites and they were supposed to drain it from the animals because it belonged to Yahweh.

But if he be not able to bring two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, then he that sinned shall bring for his offering the tenth part of an ephah of fine flour for a sin offering; he shall put no oil upon it, neither shall he put [any] frankincense thereon: for it [is] a sin offering. Leviticus 5:11

Yeah I don’t know why you are citing this quote. The priests knew that the poorest israelites didnt have animals to sacrifice so they were willing to settle for a little flour. That just proves the priests are dicks. The levites were greedy deadbeats and Yahwehism was their racket.


The story of Jepthah is similar to the story of Job - both made blood sacrifices and both suffered for it. I have no idea where you get the idea from that YHWH was pleased by Jephthah's sacrifice.

Wrong. Jephthah made a vow to Yahweh that if Yahweh delivered the Ammonites into his hands that he would make a burnt offering of the first person that came out of the front door of his house when he returned. A basic feature of the Israelite religion is the ability to bargain with god. You make a vow, you make a sacrifice, and Yahweh does you a favor. That is how it works in the old testament. Yahweh was transactional. There are dozens of other examples just like this.

In the narrative, it is Yahweh that causes his beloved daughter to come through the door. Yahweh is presumably in control of just such things. That is the core belief of the religion. Jephthah being a “righteous” judge knows he must keep his bargain with Yahweh, no matter what. That fact that Jephthah is not smited by Yahweh but continued to be favored by him in battle is all you need to know about whether Yahweh approved. The author of judges give no indication whatsoever that Yahweh was displeased and every indication that he is pleased. What version are you reading? You should go back and re-read that shit. He makes an olah of his daughter. If that was an improper sacrifice in anyway, you know what Yahweh would do.

It’s not the only instance either of human sacrifice to Yahweh. Samuel’s killing of Agog seems to be a human sacrifice as does the killing of Achan and his family in Joshua. In fact, Moloch is now usually interpreted not to be another god in the semitic pantheon but simply a word meaning sacrifice which the Israelites used to describe passing their children through the fire. To Yahweh.

All of these Canaanite people performed human sacrifice to worship their gods of whom Yahweh was one. There’s plenty of evidence that Yahweh and El were separate gods that were conflated and that Yahweh was worshipped alongside other gods until at least 400 bc. Why do you even need a law saying ‘don’t sacrifice your kids’ unless your people are sacrificing their kids? When human sacrifice began to become taboo, Yahweh’s priests accused their political enemies of doing it and minimized/censored instances of Israelites doing it.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 16:21:37 ago (+0/-0)

Keep ignoring the facts, that's what religionists do. You don't comprehend the context.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:01:49 ago (+0/-1)

Yahweh is the Demiurge or the chief Archon of the Demiurge. He is NOT the father of the Trinity.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:11:37 ago (+2/-1)

He is not real.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:54:07 ago (+0/-0)

What is real?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 2 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 01:21:31 ago (+2/-0)

Your mom

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 01:53:00 ago (+1/-1)

The wall helena hit long ago and the whiny retardation that followed.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 09:20:01 ago (+0/-1)

In my defense, the whiney retardation was already there.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 20:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

And that is why you fell for the atheist meme

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 22:07:37 ago (+0/-0)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ - ] Theo -1 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 05:06:33 ago (+0/-1)

You're an ignorant fuck. The story of the Demiurge originated with a group who were unable to reconcile how the Jesus that they honoured would endorse the law of the deity that they considered to be the Demiurge. You're correct that YHWH is not a person of the Trinity, though.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 20:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you’re catholic. The demiurge is original Christian doctrine.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 01:55:44 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong on both counts. There's some shared ideology between the Pauline Christians and the Gnostic Christians, but the Gnostics were the source of the Demiurge concept, and the Church Fathers regarded the Gnostics to he heretics.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 03:42:47 ago (+0/-0)

Well the jesuit catholics were liars.

[ - ] Theo 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 05:34:07 ago (+0/-0)

About what, specifically?

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 18, 2024 09:12:54 ago (+0/-0)

Almost the entire main story lol. Look up the teachings of Gnosticism.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 01:47:36 ago (+0/-1)*

i dont know. ask the fucking jews. jews arent christians. christians dont follow jewish law.

rant all you like, youre fucking wrong.

"Why did he want animal sacrifice"

to piss off liberal retarded feels before reals vegans like you.

"Im tired of" - then shut the fuck up and stop making stupid statements. We dont follow the OT. its context history and prediction. Fundy retards who think the earth is flat and 6000 years old and everything was totally and 100% designed by a supernatural creator follow the Old Testament. (Protip - God is creation, not creator, but shhh) There is a name for them, "Fucking idiot" Mainstream non fundamental Christians follow the New Testament. New Testament LITERALLY SAYS JESUS IS THE LAST SACRIFICE, AND WE FOLLOW JESUS' WORD NOT ABRAHAM NOT NOAH OR ANY OTHER. Jews rely on oral law FROM ABRAHAM, patriarchs, judges, and about 1500 years of rapey disgusting jewey priests who Jesus referred to as "A den of vipers/synagogue of satan" and who he was taking the power AWAY from (and those who followed Jewish law then AND now) ,NOT the bible, and fundies just make shit up as they go along to justify retardation like child rape, while fake christians attempt to justify faggots being something other than an abomination, exactly like atheist retards like you do. As did i, until i stopped being an angry fucking retard and got good with god.

Cope harder. No one gives a fuck how triggered you are. And not a single solitary fucking believer is ever going to be swayed by anything you fucking say. Go be angry with other angry people.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 14:49:50 ago (+0/-0)

i dont know. ask the fucking jews. jews arent christians. christians dont follow jewish law.

Most Christians believe the OT to be inspired by God. So I think Christians should think about why they disregard all this barbaric stuff in the OT which is clearly required by Yahweh and seems contrary to Christian teaching. Sacrifice is just one example.

rant all you like, youre fucking wrong.

I dont think I was abusive at all. Your tone is unhinged. Its not necessary. Im not out to get Christians. I just feel these are fair questions. Animal sacrifice is kind of fucked up and degenerate IMO but its strongly promoted in the OT. Its a requirement to please Yahweh.

to piss off liberal retarded feels before reals vegans like you.

Thats just a cop out.

We dont follow the OT.

I get that is of lesser importance than the NT. But most Christian denominations accept it as the word of god and they deemed Marcion a heretic.

Cope harder. No one gives a fuck how triggered you are. And not a single solitary fucking believer is ever going to be swayed by anything you fucking say. Go be angry with other angry people.

Im not angry. I just like to discuss these topics.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:41:33 ago (+0/-0)

is leon god's neighbor that he knows everything about him?