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Your preference in men's hair length

submitted by Panic to whatever 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 09:54:08 ago (+1/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] deleted 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 17:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:39:33 ago (+2/-0)

That was just those baldos being jelly. I bet that guy sicced that bear on those kids.

[ - ] shadowwolf225 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:07:15 ago (+3/-0)

Honestly not gay enough to care.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:56:34 ago (+3/-0)

I keep mine long. I've never liked going to the barber shop. Shit freaked me out when I was a kid, some strange dude standing behind me with scissors, telling me he's going to make me look sharp? Not me jack, go make fuckin Tony over there look sharp.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:07:05 ago (+3/-0)

Amen.
I feel the exactly same way.
Male barbers are either niggers or faggots.
And they aren’t cutting this niggerfaggot’s hair.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

So you are saying my grandmother's "special friend" mid 1930s Italian boxing fan went to a very pale niggerfaggot to get hos hair cut?

I go to the barber college to get my hair cut every few years then keep it short with a touch up like 6 weeks for a while then go all over again.

But there are a lot of hipsters being barbers now with the whole feinged masculinity lumberjack with the high fade hard part combovers and full beards.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:52:17 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t like going to the salon, and Im a woman. We’re supposed to go like every 6 weeks — its in the rule book. I dont like being pawed at— plus they are usually bimbos.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 15:38:29 ago (+2/-0)

I just find it odd that our hair keeps growing, there's gotta be a reason for that. The only other animal that I can think of that does that is sheep, but we've selectively breed them to do that I think.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:00:35 ago (+2/-1)

Hmmm. Well hair grows for a while (anagen phase) and then it enters a static (telogen) phase and then it falls out. The hair on my arms has a short anagen phase. The hair on my head has a long anagen phase. My dogs follicles also have a pretty short anagen phase.
It may vary from person to person or follicle to follicle but its pretty hard for most people to grow hair longer than a few feet. Longer hairs tend to fall out.

So when did our ancestors start to develop these long anagen phases on our head hair and for what reason? It must have been really useful to have a lot of head hair at some point in the last million or two years. Warmth? Sun protection? Sexual display?

And at what point did we start cutting our hair? Weve only had cutting tools for about 200,000 years or so.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:36:38 ago (+2/-0)

When I was growing up I lived in Butler County and at least one mother of a kid in every grade had some little place set up in their home like a vanity bathroom but usually a cor er of the garage or a room in a finished basement where they had the necessary equipment, which is just a basic chair, a counter with a picture mirror, a sink with some kind of neck rest, and many had that hood dryer thing.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 10:14:16 ago (+3/-0)

Used to have 24-30 inch hair as a kid. Now I trim to 15mm. (overdue at the moment) I don't have strong preferences for other mens hair length.

Style and physical appearance is a different matter. If you've made any part of it stand on end with product, or have 'frosted' tips and colors, you should be gassed.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 10:55:52 ago (+4/-1)

Bro is really complaining about "frosted tips" from like 20 years ago right after telling us how he would measure his hair with a ruler.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:39:58 ago (+3/-1)

Found the “frosted tips” guy^

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:15:30 ago (+2/-0)

Should we talk about all of the stupid trends women have been a part of over the years?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 17:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

Sure if you want to. Is secrethitler your boyfriend of something?

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone relax there's plenty of me to go around.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:44:11 ago (+1/-0)

Hey man Sugar Ray had some good songs. I'd say better than Smashmouth.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:22:06 ago (+0/-0)

So did Simon Le Bon

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:51:30 ago (+1/-0)

Who said anything about a ruler? I used luffa squashes laid end to end.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

You couldn't just estimate by head length? About 12 inches for an adault EuroWhite male (slightly less).

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:38:42 ago (+2/-0)

I used to make weird spikes with elmers glue. I also used to go to hardcore shows around western PA and eastern Ohio

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:57:44 ago (+2/-0)

I prefer short hair on most men. I Iike the shaved head look if a man starts balding but I hope to god my husband never goes bald because he has a weird shaped head and would look awful shaved.

I loathe the giant pube beards. They are ugly and nasty.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:27:31 ago (+2/-0)

I get my hair cut every few years since I donate it, and while I do look good with long hair and a Van Dyke with a long goatee it is inconvenient to maintain so I prefer short to medium, usually getting it a 2 on the sides and a 4 on top with a slightly offset part and scissors taper.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

Scissors taper rocks!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 21:15:36 ago (+1/-0)

Short enough to not be grabbed in combat.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:20:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you hate your hair so much that you cut it off?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 20:52:01 ago (+1/-0)

Are you Sikh? Cherokee?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:48:14 ago (+1/-0)

I mostly prefer short haired guys. But I will admit some guys look sensational with long hair. Like Chris Hemsworth or a young Brad Pitt? I remember liking that guy from The Cult with the crazy long hair. Short hairs good too.

Maybe long hair says something about your personality if you are bucking the trend? Could be a display of fitness? Same for beards.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:12:39 ago (+2/-0)

i hate those bonsai tree looking beards. really big and bushy but landscaped. Not a fan.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:22:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah the hipster beardy types. Its like taking a really manly trait and making it faggotty. Its put me off beards to a significant extent.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

Women allegedly prefer medium length hair on men.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:23:24 ago (+2/-0)

Women don't care about a mans hair or lack of, they care about a mans bank account!

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:25:21 ago (+3/-0)

Lies. i hate when the husband shaves it off. Its an automatic argument.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:40:30 ago (+3/-0)

But, If your husband could fly you to Monte Carlo for dinner just for the hell of it, and Paris for shopping trips with your friends, you wouldn't give a shit about him shaving his head. You'd be very accepting of what ever he does...

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:49:05 ago (+2/-0)

no. It still looks stupid.He has never been able to buy himself out of an argument. lol. imagine.

[ - ] CasualObserver 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 14:01:38 ago (+1/-0)

Oh cool, there are 3 women here. I thought monica was female too, but he's just bad at usernames.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 14:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

Read "monica" as "ma-niggah"

[ - ] CasualObserver 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:07:44 ago (+2/-0)

yes, he explained that to me when I made the error.
if it needs to be explained then, my feedback stands.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:02:48 ago (+1/-0)

Lol is that what it is?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 17:55:42 ago (+2/-0)

It's what I've been told. Keeps missing the windows to make a better main account.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 16:03:49 ago (+1/-0)

Judy Stroyer is also a dude. Theres more than 3

[ - ] Love240 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:28:18 ago (+2/-0)

While they care more about one than the other, that is simply untrue.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:41:22 ago (+1/-0)

Bullshit, If they know you have non-trivial significant worth, they'll fuck you all night long! Tell me that Gates & Bezos would have EVER gotten laid, if not for their money! Most women are whores, some sophisticated, some not so much!

Eight out of 10 women would divorce their husbands on the spot, or break up with their boyfriends if some Billionaire showed up at their front door door!

Untrue, What World are you living in?

[ - ] Love240 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

Bullshit

Calm down, it's okay, most men don't know what women like, you're not alone.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:22:03 ago (+1/-0)

most men don't know what women like, you're not alone.

I'm not wrong...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:25:18 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah youre wrong. You assume that because some women are highly mercenary all women are highly mercenary. We do not all seek to marry the richest man we can hook. Women are not all the same person. You would know that if you took the time to know them.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:21:19 ago (+2/-1)

You're trying to make an argument nobody asked for in order to refute the true statement I have given you.

Women most certainly do care. See Go and Helena's comment for proof.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Mel Gibson did in that one romantic comedy.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

melinda and bezos wife were plants.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:49:21 ago (+0/-0)

Like a Tulip or Gardenia? ;<{)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:53:16 ago (+2/-1)

Wrong. We care about both.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

Females care about their immediate benefits.