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Who do I look like?

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to Voat 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 05:59:05 ago (+11/-0)     (Voat)

Entrance to my building is a glass wall with glass doors. Open the doors and you will enter a vestibule with another glass wall with glass doors. It’s very similar to a small enclosure one would find at a zoo housing small simians.

I strut through the outside door, flash my wallet at the card reader, punch the handicap button, inside door opens, i strut to elevator door, press UP button.

Watching the numbers on elevator floor indicator, 14 and falling, … I hear outside door open, then two seconds later I hear someone rapping on the glass door wanting to be let in the building. This is a common occurrence so I simply ignored the noise behind me, elevator at floor 8 and still falling.

Suddenly the soft tapping turned to load banging on the glass, I continued to ignore it as the indicator swept past 3 and 2….

Now the pounding is furious…, I had to look who was so crazed to be making such a ruckus …., I turned around and to no one’s surprise it was a nigger. A skinny little nigger faggot carrying an ugly little niglet.

Door opened to the elevator, but before I stepped in I shouted quite loudly, “WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? TRUDEAU?

As the doors closed I could see the sadness on the niglets ugly face and the desperation on the ape carrying him…., it reminded me again of the zoo as I began to giggle…

Going up?


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 8 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 09:39:39 ago (+8/-0)

If the nigger doesn't have a card key, it can't come in. Hard and fast rule in any circumstance.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

Plot twist: I look like Trudeau

So kidding, ….I look like the dude that got arrested for attempting to kill the great faggot…, still kidding…., I look like my mug shots from ten years ago when i was arrested for killing a few pigs…, okay that last one is the future

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:50:37 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 14:22:01 ago (+1/-0)

You look like you need to post your dick pics

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

Dear Eeyore, A+ for the beautifully written narrative. You really surprise me now and again.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 3 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:38:46 ago (+3/-0)

Cheers!

PS: I’m much more Tigger than Eeyore in real life…., I speak really fast……………….., far………faster………..than………..I………………….type

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:09:57 ago (+1/-0)

Does the building have a 13th floor? While in college I worked nights at a hospital that didn't have a 13th floor. Superstitious I guess.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:15:48 ago (+1/-0)

It’s more than tall enough for a body to get flattened….., I’ve seen the body…. It’s really flat

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 13:09:14 ago (+0/-0)

fuck that thing

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 00:48:10 ago (+1/-0)

No,they nasty.