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May I Present To You “Bootlips”, Our Sheboon Target

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 18:06:36 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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My friend fashioned this up many years ago. I punched her eye hole with a k98.
She had a brother, “Bucknigger”, which my son at 15, blew to shreds with a shotgun after going at it with a 9mm in each hand. A Single/double Smith in the left, a G-17 in the right.
We were in a gully on a friend’s property. When we drove up the hill to get out of there at the end of the day, the Sheriff and a backup volunteer deputy were there to greet us. Apparently the neighboring land owners had called in. Also, the sheriff had been calling to us over his PA, but we couldn’t hear him because headsets and such. I asked him why he didn’t just come on down to us and he responded that ‘ricochets were flying over him at the top of the hill’.
They didn’t even check our guns. Placer county and such.


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[ - ] Lurkathon9000 4 points 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 18:07:52 ago (+4/-0)

"Bootlips" what a fucking classic.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 12:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

You don't know your target and what's behind it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

That appears to be the case.

[ - ] Bigdeal 1 point 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 20:10:40 ago (+1/-0)

The sheriff called part perked my interest.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 19:36:37 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeit nigger, maybe we can meet up and I can introduce Bootlips to my Tyrone target. He gots a gold chain and a gat n' sheeit.