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Negroid Thief is Caught After Leaving a Completed Job Application

submitted by Black Crimes Matter to Niggers 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 11:32:00 ago (+57/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/e5rlgb.mp4

https://archive.is/kih2Y

https://www.yahoo.com/news/robber-caught-leaving-job-application-221928914.html

Jiquavious Seals, 24, is accused of going into a Subway restaurant and stealing money from the cash register. Police say they caught him because he left a job application behind.


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[ - ] 86USSLiberty 16 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 12:29:00 ago (+16/-0)

Lmao jqweefius….

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:35:27 ago (+1/-0)

Do you think he spelled it correctly on his application? Me neither.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:58:03 ago (+2/-0)

He decided to steal because he had his single moment of self awareness in his life and realized he just put jqweefius on a job application.

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 16:31:44 ago (+0/-0)

.... Seals the deal !!.

[ - ] Gowithit 14 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 11:40:19 ago (+15/-1)

future 15 minute nigger doesn't know about job applications. thats past 15 minute nigger shit.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 8 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 14:13:25 ago (+8/-0)

That’s why all niggers need to be put into 15 minute cities until TND.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 07:27:24 ago (+1/-0)

That's not how 15 minute cities work. They would be catered to and taken care of and we'd pay for it. Niggers don't kill each other nearly as fast as they breed.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 13:49:14 ago (+4/-1)

He figured this red herring Kryptonite would leave them off the trail.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

Aint treynah heer aboud some ol ass jawb bullllllsheeeheheiiit! Deyt nigga wak frfr 💯!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 10 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 12:49:53 ago (+10/-0)

Haha I thought you might have made up the name Jiquavious. Guess not. It’s his real name. And when I looked it up there were other people named Jiquavious. And by people I mean homo erectus types.

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 8 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 13:05:05 ago (+8/-0)

Sometimes, all I have to do is let them hang themselves.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:13:26 ago (+3/-0)

That's true with all forms of leftism- niggers, homos, nigger lovers, etc.

Don't help, don't fix their shit, don't take their jobs, don't market to them, don't patronize them, just step back. Watch them implode on their own.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 4 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 14:43:43 ago (+4/-0)

In high school me and friends made up nigger names for track. I came up with Juravious. Low and behold there was one at the state track meet

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:25:42 ago (+0/-0)

Hoepfullee yall hooowyte ass nigguz seyd Juravious duhhhhh 18fst cuh urrbuddy bee thanking deyt deytZ eeez cooozin gnome seyin?!

[ - ] JewNitedStates 6 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 12:35:00 ago (+6/-0)

Dude didn't think to just leave a fake name? Just insane.

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:59:09 ago (+2/-0)

65 IQ literally retarded

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

That's border line xtra geeneeyuss in 🤡 🌎

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:33:36 ago (+0/-0)

TBH its hard to come up with a name that doesn't sound fake.

(well it may be in the US since there are no limits on names)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

No limit soldjuh deytz wuttai toldidyah! Uhhhhhhh!

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 13:52:13 ago (+5/-0)

ending song

when you forget to turn the volume at the airport bar

Everyone seemed to pretend to not hear the song 😂🤣

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

Here's a link to a mp3 of the classic song:
https://files.catbox.moe/8u0xcn.mp3

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 14:21:22 ago (+3/-0)

They wonder why people hate them.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:40:02 ago (+2/-0)

I hate ((them)) I don't hate them aslong they are on their own continent (ffs and its a damen fine continent too, almost every climatic zone, resources and wast lands for planting stuff year round.)

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 13:15:01 ago (+3/-0)

Regression to the mean

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:32:46 ago (+1/-0)

i like the ending

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:22:27 ago (+1/-0)

Hee jess kollecktin heez furst weak pey eeen advaynce!

Wai yall ohpreshunin uhh uhhh yung ass nigga awnuh grynd?!

Yall preevilliaged ass hoooowyteez needuh unnastan duhhhhh mxntalitatshunz ovvuh yung nigga puttinin deyt werk gnome seyin?

Awluh nigga wuz doowin wuz taykin deyt munny fo uh hoord deyz werk frfr 💯!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:04:14 ago (+2/-0)

Nigga had a back up plan
Also , Jigquavious , lol

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 23:50:58 ago (+1/-0)

And you said they couldn't fill those out.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:32:35 ago (+1/-0)

It makes sense and he is in the twilight between nigger and higher nigger.

I mean he realized that you need a job at a restaurant to get money.

He is not there yet but he is ahead of the curve. (Also reduced sentenced due to tardness)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:45:19 ago (+2/-1)

Jaquavious.......ahhahahahahahahaha! NIGGGERRRR. IT'S A FUCKING NIGGER.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 12:57:02 ago (+1/-0)

The surprising thing is it actually had a CV and brought it. Stealing is predictable.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 13:29:02 ago (+1/-1)

No haha in America you go to a diner ask for an application and they give you a drink and maybe something to eat. Probably what he originally started to do and then well what had happen was. ..

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:37:41 ago (+0/-0)

Its still a thing? Isnt the US now full on online applications and then after typing in your CV and a bunch of other shit you still have to send them a PDF with all you just typed anyway?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 19:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Atlanta man

[ - ] con77 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 15:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

the 15 second nigger

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

They can write that fast?