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Well Fuck: Kamala managed to show up to something not drunk

submitted by x0x7 to politics 8 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:14:46 ago (+14/-1)     (politics)

Imagine how functional she could be if she just got off the sauce. This will decide the election. Just remember she won't show up every day as president sober. She might show up sober close to zero of them.

It is interesting how low the standard is to get hired as president vs a real job. I don't think any of these people could get hired anywhere. But Kamala shows up for something sober one time in her life and that decides she qualifies to be president.

Here is the opportunity to seize on. We accept reality and that Kamala will be president (or at this point is likely to be and there isn't much sway we on this tiny site can have). But we can spin why she won this debate. We might have enough influence to plant a seed.

She did answer better on Israel, both by the public's standards and our standards. Not perfect but better. We should claim that was the deciding factor and holding Israel to account works politically. That would be a fun take away to push out there, see what people do with it.

So you heard it here. Kamala won because Americans like politicians that tell Israel they need to follow rules. NPCs don't process whether something is true or not if it isn't offensive. NPCs are now off of Israel which is nice. This means they are more programmable than your past experiences with them would suggest. It's time to program them. Hack the system. If you say she won because... they will adopt your opinion, because they are all low information and will accept anything that is said confidently.

There is an interesting book I read called Made to Stick: https://heathbrothers.com/books/made-to-stick/

One thing it tells you is that NPCs don't process critically anything after the word because. They just accept it.

So "Kamala won because she was harder on Israel" is just true if you say it to an NPC whether that is or is not the primary reason. So just tell them that. Tell every NPC you know. And it will be as good as true.


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 8 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:42:19 ago (+0/-0)

That might work.

Anyhow only undecideds who watched the debate would be influenced by it; how retarded would you have to be for that?

Trump said the economy was bad, and Kamala did nothing. Probably for many that rings true.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:44:18 ago (+0/-0)

When it comes down to it they all know it "it's the economy stupid". With all the power the three jewish international bankers have over the economy, they've made sure trumpentein wins. Larry Flint of BlackRock is the same jew as that 666 nutjob married to Trump's daughter, jared Kuschner who screened every thing trump did and who got to speak to him.

BlackRock is a religiously significant name. Like naming yur bank the Christian Cross money changer's temple.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

conservatives are not going to stay home on voting day because that empty headed death dealing communist slob was not drunk at a debate.

It wouldn't matter if she suddenly appeared to have acquired integrity or a thinking ability.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 08:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

I watched the entire debate because my husband is a normie that still thinks voting matters. I was disappointed that Kamala actually came off as normal and measured. You could tell she had been heavily trained.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:16:48 ago (+1/-0)

where?

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:30:30 ago (+1/-0)

The debate. I've never heard her say anything cogent in my life. It was weird. There have already been reasonable theories floating around the internet that Kamala acts the ways she does because she's always at varying stages of being drunk.

I think this is the first time we have ever seen her 100% sober. Ever.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:34:33 ago (+0/-0)

I think this is the first time we have ever seen her 100% sober. Ever.
might explain the faces then

[ - ] Trope 1 point 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

They give you the good drugs during debates.

I’ll never forget how alert and sharp Biden was during the first 2020 debate. I still wonder what kind of cocktail could work as such a powerful upper while keeping a person calm.

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 05:13:18 ago (+1/-0)

Probably the adrenochrome.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:18:37 ago (+0/-0)

My only problem with that theory is Biden did still seemed weird. Very drug induced. Kamala just seemed plain sober. That's why I think it's more about what she got off than what she got on.

This is why we need more debates. Get us closer to seeing their average day rather than one day in four years that they sort themselves out.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 8 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:21:06 ago (+1/-0)

We don’t have to imagine. We just saw it and it’s retarded, gay and communist. And pathelogicly lieing, unpresidential weak turd loser garbage.