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One of My Neighbors Already Has Their Halloween Decorations Up

submitted by Scyber to Rants 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:35:40 ago (+8/-0)     (Rants)

"Walmart & all the other chain stores have their decorations so now I need to CONSUME and decorate my lawn like a good goy NPC!"

Summer isn't even over. These people have no life.


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[ - ] Trope 2 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:38:15 ago (+2/-0)

Halloween has always been a fun holiday growing up. In high school and young adulthood, it became a debaucherous drinking holiday. I still intend to purchase some pumpkins this year.

But I agree with your sentiment.

[ - ] racerxist 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

I was born two months early, shit like this is a no brainer for me, happy Thanks giving to all you goats

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:44:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, Halloween (samhain) is a fun festive time, you should embrace the spirit of Gaia. Eat this, and ....follow me.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:45:20 ago (+1/-0)

its fun. I was thinking about pulling them out myself. Also oh shit dollar tree run. These tik tokers come up with some crazy shit to make from there. get it now before its gone

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 21:32:07 ago (+1/-0)

5 below has some cool Halloween stuff right now

[ - ] beece 3 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 20:51:25 ago (+3/-0)

Probably got the stuffed Santa and reindeer ready for the day after Halloween....

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 21:31:44 ago (+1/-0)

Already??? I wil lsay this; I want that muthafuckin 12 foot tall scarecrow at Lowes

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 03:05:39 ago (+0/-0)

Is it a White person wearing work boots?

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:09:20 ago (+0/-0)

Tyrone is hanging from the tree…

Hope he doesn’t start stinking and draw buzzards.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:15:09 ago (+0/-0)

I force myself to wait till October first.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:20:00 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not really an observant Christian, but Halloween is a holiday of a creeps and faggots and I refuse to celebrate it in any way. IT is inherently evil.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 05:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. It's a creepy pagan "holiday"

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

I wasnt going to comment until I saw the name of this verse.

Gotta do the same thing everyone else is doing or we failed as a family and are not real like tv people we want to be real like tv people and do tv people things like real people.

Resist peer pressure, Dont do drugs, get me a beer.

ok im done

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 01:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

Why not? It's not like there's much else to do. Be nice if Halloween,like all holidays,was about communities coming together and having fun but these days it's just "throw the crap on the lawn" and call it "good enough".

There's just no joy in people's hearts. Doesn't matter if it's spooky season or winter fest or dude beers. We just sit around miserable. Sad,lonely,and bored. We choose not to enjoy life. And you can't blame that on jews. That's on us. We need to always strive for better least we fall to worse.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 12:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. It's shit like this that is one of the thousand cuts people like us have to endure when navigating this clown world.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 20:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

Mine too, I hate everyone