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Strive to be this guy at all times

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 13:03:13 ago (+35/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/l534ae.mp4



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[ - ] Peleg 5 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 18:31:54 ago (+5/-0)

That's why people avoid me now.
It doesn't matter though because they're all a Bunch of DRONES!

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 22:22:36 ago (+0/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 20:01:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wasn't known as palpatine.

A storm trooper would have called him The Emperor.

Bite me.

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 22:26:01 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe because he's spitting the real deal - not the officially sanctioned Empire narrative.

Trooper probably also knows all about the rumors of Vader having a boy-child fighting for the Rebel alliance.

Dangerous stuff. Let it go.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 22:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

It was an inside job but NOT a controlled demolition!

They're potentionally CLONES not DRONES.

Listen


LISTEN

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 01:28:24 ago (+0/-0)*

I am listening - no need to shout.
So are you saying a single x wing couldn't be part of an inside job, or regardless of the manner of inside job it wasn't ..... wait for it a Controlled demolition?/.. Have you even read the engineering ?.

In the Star Wars universe maybe (synthetic) drones can also be cloned, either way they cant break their programming, they're true soldier drones.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 19:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

i am a founding member of Architects and Engineers for Death Star Truth

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 21:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. So how did all the Trade federation documents, already under investigation by the Empire, become corrupted and disappeared off the star Net when Outpost 7 simultaneously 'imploded into it's own footprint' when it wasn't anywhere near the Death Star?.

And dont give me any baloney about x-wing engine detritus striking critical infrastructure either.
I believe that as much as i believe finding the pristine Rebel ID card floating in space in the aftermath.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:00:25 ago (+0/-0)*

The Rebel Scum ID card was a legitimate find!

What is so suspicious, anyway, about retrieving this PROOF found by a homeless momaw nadon, recanting sacred Jedi texts, while doing sit ups next to a trash-can next to Cantina rubble??

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 16:32:43 ago (+1/-0)

Come on there friendo, you are getting way off the spacelane.

Anyone with half a trilabyte knows that Momaw identified as a Gungan.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 19:46:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's legendary.