and 3,000 years ago, even today in the Amazon etc poison darts are fired from a blow pipe...fuck we were putting stick pins into chunks of erasers and firing them off with our pea shooters...just a point of interest, 1965, grade 3, a kid comes into class with a telescopic bamboo pea shooter and that fucker extended to over a foot and collapsed into the length of a pencil...he was a cult leader for a week, until he went head first over the handle bars of his bike and it really fucked him up...he was already in his 3rd year of grade 3 and didn't need that mishap, he had temporary amnesia with his concussion, affected his hearing and his eyes went totally in opposite directions, he wasn't crosseyed he was fucking cockeyed and permanently, then there was his pavement face, when he fell he bit through his bottom lip and it was fucking gross, fuck we'd line up just to get a turn looking at his facial damages and nobody could stop themselves from staring at his fucking eyes, I'll never forget that...actually, he never even made it out of elementary school because he just couldn't absorb and process numbers or words, but worst of all, when he lost his telescopic bamboo peashooter he also lost his cult status...last I heard (30 years ago) he was was working as a "kitchen attendant" in a prison in Thunder Bay Ont.
At my high school there was this one retard with cockeyes like that. The kid reeked of catshit so strong that, if you walked anywhere near the tard classes you could smell it. Didn't matter if he was in attentance or not; anywhere he went, it'd reek for weeks.
I remember one gym class the coach called us to attendance and informed us he'd be trying out for the football team and that by no means was he to make it.
Needless to say, quite a few of us gathered after school that day to watch this spectacle. One of the players raised that fucktard up and piledrove him straight into the ground. When he regained movement and sat up, his eyes were honest-to-God dead on straight. He shouted something about his vision "being fucked up", focused, then his eyes slid back toward their unnatural offcamber. He ran off the field and never came back to school. He got carted away for cornholing a dog alongside the highway a week or two later.
@MuricaPersonified...we had a kid that wreaked like fermented onion, and yeah, wherever he planted his ass there was a stench that lingered for a long time, fuck he had a real stink to him.
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Work in construction, this one jobsite I was on, they brought in this taper who was apparently homeless and lived in a tent, the guy had a fifty foot radius of stench and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled. Probably an 8,000 sq ft space and as soon as he walked in the front door you knew he was there. And the smell would stay for hours after he left. I used to hold my breath if I had to walk by him.
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I remember one gym class the coach called us to attendance and informed us he'd be trying out for the football team and that by no means was he to make it.
Needless to say, quite a few of us gathered after school that day to watch this spectacle. One of the players raised that fucktard up and piledrove him straight into the ground. When he regained movement and sat up, his eyes were honest-to-God dead on straight. He shouted something about his vision "being fucked up", focused, then his eyes slid back toward their unnatural offcamber. He ran off the field and never came back to school. He got carted away for cornholing a dog alongside the highway a week or two later.
Wish I was making this up...
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