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Chester Podesta Trooned Out

submitted by nephileon to whatever 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:33:05 ago (+1/-0)     (whatever)

I have a turbo-schizo theory that Chester Podesta never died, and instead he transitioned with the most Hyper-Tech Troon Bio-Mods the world has ever seen and became Emily. The most important biomod he got though, was the transplant of real human Female Vocal Chords.

I have reasons to believe this.

-AFTER- he """died""" they released this single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NK_JOkuSVY

they CLAIM they just 'found' this song and he sang it before he died. And when I watched the music vid, the whole thing is AI produced.... So my first assumption was that they just made the audio for this song with AI too....

But now I'm convinced otherwise. He sang this song after he "died" but before he trooned out.

If you watch the video, and (probably listen to the lyrics) the whole thing is about someone being "lost" and all the songs imagery is about trooning out.

I thought this was all just troon propaganda and left it at that, but it went deeper.

https://youtu.be/IL1nlWOciL0?t=4343

Just yesterday, they had this concert with "Emily" singing all of linkin parks old songs. and at the end of it, "She" says they just "randomly" asked her to "learn to sing", and she said it took her 8 months to "learn to sing". You think they would just pick some random chick who couldn't sing to headline a multimillion dollar band? Nah.

"She" had to learn to sing because "she" had to learn how to use those new female vocal chords, but "she" already knew all the songs because "she" is actually Chester Podesta.


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[ - ] drhitler 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 20:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

and numetal still sucks and will always suck, bastardized form of music to get people to accept nigger noise.