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Once again - If you have a problem, and you call the police, now you have two problems

submitted by Panic to BadCopNoDonut 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 09:27:13 ago (+43/-1)     (www.cnn.com)

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/05/us/fontana-pressured-murder-confession/index.html

Always lawyer up. Always refuse to answer questions. Cops are never your friend.


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[ - ] Dirtydyno 12 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:09:02 ago (+12/-0)

This is what happens when people don't know that cops lie all the time, as standard operating procedure. In fact I never believe a fucking word they say.

[ - ] jfroybees 7 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:43:36 ago (+7/-0)

I know this for an absolute irefutable truth that cops lie ALL the time. They even work on their stories. You say SOP, but there is no segment of training called "Lie like your job and freedom depend on it." No, that's OJT. Oinkers trample so many civil liberties that after a while, they start enjoying it. If there happen to be good people who join the force, very few retire from it. The only good cop job would be in a tiny town. Teeny tiny town that somehow magically escapes the diversification of one's country. Question. Why aren't cops volunteering to go fix Aurora?

[ - ] hylo 2 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 03:31:37 ago (+2/-0)

I used to live in a town like that. The cops were not bad but still idiots.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 11:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

Friendly idiot or hostile idiot? It matters.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

This guy needed to have seen some Shut the fuck up Friday videos.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 12 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:37:10 ago (+12/-0)*

I've called the police a number of times because if there's an issue I always become the suspect so I call first. Every time they've either fucked up or have done nothing. They are like the keystone cops.

I got mugged by two niggers and, while I didn't call them, they saw the niggers running and I got questioned by two bitch cops. Nothing ever came of it. They wouldn't let me walk home either (it was a quarter mile) so I had to sit in the back of a pig car like a nigger.

[ - ] rage 5 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:40:37 ago (+5/-0)

It's stories like this that make me wish some of you dumb faggots knew your rights.

If some pig forced me to sit in the back of a squad car when I wasn't under arrest, you can bet your ass I would have easily got a few million from the City government from the lawsuit that would have resulted.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:27:49 ago (+4/-0)

I told then I could walk home but they got cunty and were ready to abuse their power. It's not worth the delay. They were useless at stopping the crime so they really wanted to find some man to take it out on.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:32:09 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like they were very eager to give you a million bucks. You should have let them.

[ - ] rage 5 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:19:31 ago (+5/-0)

Sounds like he was too stupid to collect a million bucks.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:46:17 ago (+3/-0)

They wouldn't let you walk home? Wtf say do they have in the matter? Even if cops did know the laws they're supposed to enforce, I'd still hate them.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:54:06 ago (+6/-0)

Encountering a cop is like encountering a retarded Rattlesnake. If you end up having to call the cops, little low IQ manlets will show up and try and play "big man". If you are the victim they will still treat you like the aggressor. If I hav to deal with a pig I immediately tell them I don't answer questions or consent to any searches and they can speak with my lawyer. Period. IDGAF. The only thing a cop does is try and gathering things against YOU. Don't help them.

I was at a fam gathering one time and my cousin is a SP. People there were drinking and whatnot and his cop brain wouldn't shut down. I told him to gtfo and warned everyone that he was talking about them and gathering info on us all and what we do. He left like a little bitch and didn't show up at this years gathering. Fuck these little manlet retards.

We have to reinstate the 6' rule. No one should be allowed to be a cop unless they are 6 feet or taller. No women should ever be allowed to be a cop. No one foreign born should be allowed either.

[ - ] beece 6 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 09:48:40 ago (+6/-0)*

Dude must have missed the Pot Brothers at Law "Shut the fuck up Friday" video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EI_RYIEtrg

Long, better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:41:09 ago (+5/-0)

Calling the cops is a crapshoot. You might get helped, fucked, or most likely fucked.

[ - ] __47__ 5 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 10:33:56 ago (+5/-0)

Ya can't beat the ride but you can beat the charge.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:35:14 ago (+4/-0)

The few times I've called cops I regretted it. They're lying faggots, all of them.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:53:36 ago (+3/-0)

Any stories?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:01:12 ago (+4/-0)

Nothing interesting or worth recounting. Just usual cops being lazy faggots who want the path of least effort/paperwork, instead of doing their fucking jobs. Ignoring blatantly clear video evidence, playing dumb, etc.

I hate zogbots with a passion. They're all garbage. If shit hits the fan I hope they get what they deserve.

[ - ] Murdock 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 14:10:06 ago (+3/-0)

The worst confession I've seen was the father who confessed brutally rape and murder of his daughter and her best friend. Spent 5+ years in jail when there was a DNA match from the rape to a shitskin (latino I believe).
Cops pressured a broken man that just lost his daughter, held him for 2 days. It's stupid that he sue and got money BUT.. 5 years.. And to be honest each and every cop responsible for that should be at least demoted.
For sure lawyer up. Always.

[ - ] shadowwolf225 6 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:09:09 ago (+6/-0)

I agree demoted to worm food.

Closest to that is this one

They tried to force him to admit that he killed his girlfriend. Pay no attention to the super obvious bruises from being shot in the fucking face. They made him wait for hours in the patrol car before this interview started.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:58:04 ago (+3/-0)

Those pigs should go through the same thing. Pigs wonder why people hate them.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:53:00 ago (+3/-0)

I see it's mentioned countless times, the popo had a "feeling", no evidence, just fee fees that younger perez killed his father. Geesus,barney fife would have been better.

[ - ] Anotherone 2 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:45:17 ago (+2/-0)

I been calling the cops, the city manager, the fucking mayor, senator, fucking everyone.

Mother fucking cops keeps running the stop sign front of my house and I been catching them in 4k.

Got them 5 times, each time no call for service, best part is the first one the duty commander told me....it isn't like we sit out front of your house and watch you all day!

I said "the fuck you say?" Nigger hung up

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 14:25:38 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 09:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

Everytime I've called the cops they either didn't show up or didn't do anything for the crime committed.

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:05:03 ago (+1/-1)

Not with standing shitty retarded detectives, What a fcking idiot. This is the type of 'confused' dumbfck that would get boosted.

'Nope, didnt happen. Get fcked'.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:49:35 ago (+1/-1)

The best rule is only call the police if you think they can help prevent loss of non-criminal life. Otherwise they could easily cause it.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

If you got a problem yo I'll solve it check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.