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I didn't want you touching my shit anyway, d'quariius

submitted by Gowithit to Rants 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 15:05:55 ago (+11/-1)     (Rants)

https://www.dailydot.com/news/walmart-power-wheel-assembly/


They used to.That era is dead. Whatchu mean I can't be walking up hur in the 'mart just be doin' nothing?

Fuck you and fuck you Walmart and daily dot and everyone in those comments who said go slay girl with your bad self you tell 'em.

Daddy didn't teach you how to use an allen wrench and now that becomes my problem how???

Words and assembling hard. If only d'quariius realized he could kill like an extra hour on the floor by just doing the damn thing. I remember the toy guys jumping "I'll do it"! When someone needed a bike or something put together. Then the rest of the guys and other male customers would gather around and bullshit while it was being done.

But no.... niggers. Always and forever niggers.


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[ - ] dass 6 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:07:33 ago (+6/-0)

Stupid article. Stupid people, stupid nigger.

Manys stores where i am at least, if a product requires assembly and the customer is unable or unwilling, will charge you extra for assembly, in home an extra call out fee of $50-60 - use to be an extra $20 for a bike, and $60 for bedside cabinet etc (before convid) now it's probably $40-60 per bike and $120 for a set of large bedroom drawers.

Just call up a (referenced) handyman or family friend (6-12 pack of beer).

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:06:42 ago (+5/-0)

FTA

According to Mattel, all you need to put together a Power Wheel toy is a hammer, Phillips head screwdriver, and safety scissors. However, these are not provided with the package commonly available at retailers like Walmart.

If someone can't handle reading directions, and using a hammer-screwdriver-scissors, then they shouldn't be responsible for raising children.

It's that fucking simple.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:10:06 ago (+1/-0)

That's funny I remember buying the hammer,screwdriver and the safety scissors at Walmart.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:20:57 ago (+3/-0)*

It is a chance to spend some time with your kid, and even perhaps have your child help you as you "build" them a car. Kids fondly remember those things more than the toy itself.

- I found a "how to" video for that specific toy in the article. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmrS--qXvcM

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 18:22:57 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, anything like that is perfect for kids. Get them building shit early, learning tools, manual dexterity, reading the instructions, fixing the wrong instructions, fixing the fuckup in manufacturing, and finally putting the damned thing in place.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:26:43 ago (+2/-1)

This is how we got self checkout.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:34:05 ago (+2/-0)

Guess who ruined Walmart's Self Checkout system as well?!?

NIGGERS.

Walmart, Costco and other companies rethink self-checkout

But now, retailers are rethinking self-checkout. They have found that self-checkout leads to higher merchandise losses from customer errors and intentional shoplifting — known as “shrink” — than human cashiers ringing up customers.

Shrink has been a growing problem for retailers, who have blamed shoplifting for the increase and called for tougher penalties. But retailers’ self-checkout strategies have also contributed to their shrink problems.

- https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/13/business/self-checkout-stores-shopping/index.html

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 3 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:35:46 ago (+3/-0)

They want to push scan and go. That's why.

Last time I needed to do a price check I pulled open the app and it wouldn't let me unless I signed up for it.

I just left the item there.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:38:51 ago (+1/-0)

Good call.

You should never give any retailer the ability to just auto-charge any purchase. Scan and Go is even more open to fraud-theft than self-checkout.

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

I cant always be fcked reading some eng as a second language pamphlet in order to decipher it and then deal with 5lbs of packing, plastic and cardboard after - if i pay the store they can deal with all that shit.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 16:15:54 ago (+2/-0)

I'm willing to bet that Mattel has a video on Youtube that shows exactly how to assemble this thing. Almost ALL products have a "How To" tutorial online for their product assembly.

Edit - found it

spider-man 6v super car unboxing/assembly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmrS--qXvcM

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 15:34:12 ago (+4/-0)

Of course the nigger made it sound like he was being super polite and the customer was shitty. We all know how that really shook out

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 15:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

Na main we don't be doing that shit here what do you think we are in? The service industry. Yes YES I do. God gave you those dsls for a reason and it was so you can call me pretty and suck my dick whilst I contemplate buying something.

Fuck. Worthless niggers.

Literally in the article

Everybody expects service

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 18:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

Everybody expects service

From a service job. Go figure.

Fucking niggers.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 17:17:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wasn't there a post 2 weeks ago with someone complaining that all of their cheap boxed furniture came in a box? Yeah, well that is how they keep it cheap. If you want wood, more money. If you want nice wood, more money. If you want assembled nice wood, antique show because they don't manufacture that any more.