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Starliner making strange noises.

submitted by RobertJHarsh to Space 7 monthsSep 3, 2024 21:09:58 ago (+2/-0)     (www.westernjournal.com)

https://www.westernjournal.com/nasa-astronauts-stuck-space-report-hearing-strange-noise/#insticator-commenting

I get worried when my car makes a weird noise but it's not in space. Those astronauts are.


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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 7 monthsSep 4, 2024 17:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsSep 3, 2024 23:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

I can save them.

1. Grip the wheel tightly while leaning forward.
2. Promise you will get an oil change soon to any lights that may be lit on the dash area.
3. Apologize for getting the cheap fuel.
4. Turn off the radio and pray for a service station.

Always works.
but I drive a chevy not a boeing.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 3, 2024 21:33:55 ago (+0/-0)

"I'm not sayin' it's aliens..."

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 3, 2024 21:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

I hope it is and not some fuck up from a DEI engineer.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 monthsSep 3, 2024 22:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

It's DEI. Boeing equipment has been falling apart for years.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 4, 2024 04:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 4, 2024 14:03:29 ago (+1/-0)

Could be the aliens saying "don't even get in this thing, you won the life lottery the first time."

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 4, 2024 15:52:24 ago (+0/-0)

A million moving parts all made by the lowest bidder.

"That's not flying! That's just falling, with style."

Until it dynamically disassembles. Then it's just falling.