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my wife tells me that only redneck kids have rattails.

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:38:51 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

I told her that was nonsense. She said it is only little redneck boys that sport rattails.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 19 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:49:29 ago (+19/-0)

Dude don't listen to your wife, if you want a rat tail just go ahead and sport one. She's only saying that because she knows women go crazy when they see one, and she doesn't want you drowning in pussy.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 7 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:55:48 ago (+7/-0)

This is the only logical conclusion.

[ - ] Gigglestick 7 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:22:37 ago (+7/-0)

I had a rat tail when I was a kid…

… oh shit my parents were rednecks!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 3 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:44:33 ago (+3/-0)

Embrace it. Rednecks shall inherit the earth when all the buggerers die of moneypox

[ - ] Greasy 6 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:28:14 ago (+6/-0)

My first grade bully had a rat tail. He's now in prison.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:42:53 ago (+3/-0)

One of my bullies killed himself. Another was a junkie and I think he may have gotten clean. Fuck both of them regardless.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:39:54 ago (+5/-0)

I haven't seen one of those in ages. I do see that mullets have made a strong comeback among the youth. In all sports ball I see kids left and right with mullets. I think its funny because it rubs the born rich fags and gets them worked up.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ain't no nasturtiums in all dat desert. Sheeit. Mebbe a opium poppy

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:47:44 ago (+4/-0)

filipino kids too

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 3 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:25:11 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:17:45 ago (+2/-0)

I have an undercut

Zero on the sides and back. 2" spikes on top.

I call it my Hitler Youth haircut.

I told my employer I was gonna get two lightening bolts tattooed on the side of my head.

He laughed

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:26:39 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t forget to count the rats, they have rat tails too.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:41:08 ago (+2/-0)

It’s a PWT thing.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

whats a pwt thing?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:49:49 ago (+3/-0)

Poor White Trash.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:54:15 ago (+3/-1)

Poon with tang.

Also known as an extra espicy taco.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 10:35:43 ago (+0/-0)

Po white trash

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

There are two types that let their kids have this horrendous hairstyle. First, trashy hicks. Second, instagram wanna be trendy moms. Oddly, the kids from both groups have similar bratty behavior.

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:14:01 ago (+1/-0)

She can talk while chopping wood?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 3 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 15:45:25 ago (+3/-0)

I giver her breaks every four hours to cook my meals

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 21:10:26 ago (+1/-0)

You're a benevolent master

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

She is correct.

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:51:54 ago (+1/-2)

Nonsense, it's a emo/homosexual thing. (or used to be)