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Anon gives wise advice to test GF

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 03:39:40 ago (+11/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 09:39:53 ago (+1/-1)

More fucking stupid shit. There are lots of acceptable reasons why she might not choose to pause the film. The only thing this 'test' does is highlight how much of a self centered prick the guy is.

Pick a real test, moron. Like does she hate niggers and Jews?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:56:35 ago (+0/-0)*

This is passive aggressive bitch shit. Additionally, women should not have control of the remote, and should not be expected to even know how to use one, because usually, they don't.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 03:48:55 ago (+2/-1)

Used to use a trick my dad taught me.

Pick up date. Unlock the passenger side door, open it for her, and let her get in and settled.

Close door, and walk around the back of the car.

If she hadn't reached across and unlocked the driver-side door by the time I got there, it was a very bad sign.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 04:43:35 ago (+2/-0)

how would that work now tho.

the retard sits there rubbing random places on the door looking for the knob to pull up.

'the but... theres a...' "ARE YOU MANSPLAINING? ARE YOU MAINSPLAINING TO ME?" 'no really theres a but.... you know what fuck this get out of my car'

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 04:55:50 ago (+3/-1)

and it doesnt really help me on my dates.

i mean why am i even bothering to unlock and open a passenger door for her if shes going in the boot...

and how is she meant to unlock my door if shes unconcious?

i mean on my dates if shes suddenly LOCKING my door im already in the shit, if shes unlocking it throwing it open and telling me to get the fuck in im flat out fucking terrified what shes gonna do to me.

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:26:14 ago (+3/-0)

Your criteria for a second date may be how much space she takes up in the freezer.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:41:17 ago (+2/-0)

And that in trem depends on how hungry you are.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 10:23:08 ago (+0/-0)

what the fuck man. what kind of girl do you think i am.

thats what the catapult aimed at the pig farm just across the canadian border is for.

sheesh.

[ - ] firestation7 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 08:57:14 ago (+1/-0)

Your dad got that from a song by the Ataris or from the movie "A Bronx Tale". Nearly word for word.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:52:17 ago (+1/-0)*

I suppose it would help if I had any idea what those things were.

Funny how things that were once common knowledge passed from father to son now only exist in song quotes and movie dialogue?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:40:23 ago (+1/-1)

Well tbh I would be hasitante esp. on the first date to touch a mans car.

But yeah, maybe men should start doing "shit tests" on women. It will confuse and enrage 98% of todays foids.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 06:23:52 ago (+2/-0)

no quotation marks needed. Its a shit test through and through.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 07:26:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I would rape a girl. If she called the cops, fuck her. I she didn't, keeper!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 08:30:35 ago (+1/-0)

rape a girl

First you’d have to sober up long enough to do that. Safer money on the girl raping you.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:56:11 ago (+0/-2)

I used to do this too. This trick was also used in the movie A Bronx Tale (1993).

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 09:05:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

Soo annon test for comon social etiquete?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:53:54 ago (+2/-2)

It's not etiquette. It's common sense. If she doesn't pause the movie, she doesn't care about you.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:56:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah thats what I said, you atleast ask if you should pause, fuck I blurt it out by defaultttt without meaning it and if the person replies I am always like "oh right"

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 09:30:35 ago (+0/-1)

What a stupid concept. Be an adult and ask her to pause it while you leave the room.

I guess this is not an idea that is possible for the street shitter mind to conjure.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 08:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

.....Unless she’s really hot.


Lol. You guys are too much.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 08:48:43 ago (+1/-0)

I'll watch the parts I missed later level hot.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 08:56:53 ago (+1/-0)

Try to imagine one of these fags being like “ Nope we’re just not compatible” to a really hot girl because they didn’t pause the movie. Or even a mediocre looking one.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:05:26 ago (+0/-0)

We watched lost and we were 2 or three episodes behind and I waited for him and then one day we had time and when I was looking for it he said he had already watched 2 of the three without me. Betrayal. I never went back and watched them later. Screw it he wasnt go back and watch later hot he was just shut up and deal with it hot.

anons dont know.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:20:06 ago (+0/-0)

.... and then you got married. 😂

what if its a crappy movie? Are we really supposed to pause Wonka?

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 09:15:49 ago (+1/-0)

Or just, you know, use your words before leaving the room and ask her to pause it.

My husband and I don’t even have to ask anymore, we can both tell if the other is in to the movie or not and will pause or not depending on that. But we’ve been married a long time.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 09:26:08 ago (+1/-0)

Open communication?!?! What kind of wizardry is this!?