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Sword swallowing

submitted by Wahaha to funny 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 05:43:46 ago (+24/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ujkwnq.mp4



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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 21 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 08:46:07 ago (+21/-0)

And 10 years from now that guy will, seemingly out of nowhere, suddenly slap his forehead and exclaim "Ohhh, she meant my dick!!!!!"

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 8 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 10:23:21 ago (+8/-0)

Beat me to it.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 13:15:02 ago (+1/-0)

Sooooo. You've done that before yourself huh.

Yeah, me too.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 12 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 05:46:20 ago (+12/-0)

Autism is a helluva drug.

[ - ] CHIRO 10 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 10:10:48 ago (+10/-0)

If this dude was acting the part, he did an excellent job.

"Stupid girl. Thinks eating a sword is a valid move. The worst sort of person to play D&D with."

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 08:00:35 ago (+7/-1)

Two fags both jews

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 10:52:39 ago (+0/-0)

So say jews and safe yourselfe a word.

[ - ] albatrosv15 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 13:04:27 ago (+4/-0)

And then women will parrot that men think only about sex.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 13:26:57 ago (+2/-0)

Projection is a feminine trait.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 13:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

She will pretend that he was sexually harassing her.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 10:27:59 ago (+4/-0)

Whore

[ - ] con77 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 11:24:51 ago (+3/-0)

He'll regret that years from now

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 15:05:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah because im sure they don't live states apart

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 00:17:20 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's funny girls think sex is the only thing on our minds. But they're so obsessed with sex and fixated it they have to talk about it and blame others. Even women comedians can't be funny because it's just sex jokes.