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Revenge Advice

submitted by Kozel to AskUpgoat 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 16:51:25 ago (+10/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

There's this fucking RETARD in Russia who has the same last name as me.

Coincidentally, I happen to have an email which is that [email protected] from back when it was invite only. I don't use it but it forwards legacy contacts.

As you've likely already surmised, this motherfucker keeps using my email. I get his bank statements from sberbank and ОТП bank, payment receipts or agreements for various purchases, travels, rentals, etc.

Sometimes he makes accounts on websites and I reset their password and rename or delete them.

Anyway. I need to get back at this guy. He's been annoying me for at least five years. What a fucking retard. Unfortunately none of his receipts have his phone number or I'd call him and yell at him for being a debil.

I don't want to ruin this guys life or anything but I need to cause an event with enough trauma that next time he signs up for some shit and gets to the email field PTSD hits him.


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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:00:29 ago (+6/-0)

Any attempt to harm this person could come back to harm you if you are not 100% certain all risks involved.

I would seek legit legal advice first before resorting to any course of action of questionable legality.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:03:14 ago (+2/-0)

what's he gonna do hes in Belarus right now

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:05:19 ago (+3/-0)

Screwing with international bank accounts is like sending up a flare for the FBI to come knocking on your door.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 19:35:04 ago (+1/-0)

FBI, Russia? High retard moment.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

I can't screw with his bank accounts I don't have his 2nd authentication.

I can only do it with websites that send a password reset link.

[ - ] chump 4 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:40:58 ago (+4/-0)

Make a grinder account for him and set up dates.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 18:20:49 ago (+4/-0)

this is not revenge you nigger.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 23:33:10 ago (+0/-0)

what is it then thought_nazi?

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 00:32:14 ago (+1/-0)

I don't see how it can be revenge if you are not intentionally or very negligently injured in some manner. What would the revenge be for- him being stupid?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 00:52:09 ago (+1/-0)

I have been mildly annoyed, and for this he must pay.

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 21:43:23 ago (+4/-0)

The enemy is inside you. He doesn't even know you exist. Find peace.

[ - ] Love240 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:16:18 ago (+3/-0)

Just don't, man.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:37:46 ago (+3/-0)

Go to Russia and strike him in the face with your fist.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 16:59:04 ago (+2/-0)*

Keep changing the passwords to new accounts he signs up using your email address. While in the accounts gather any personal info that he used to set up the account. Eventually you will have a name, address, phone number cell phone place of employment, etc. go from there and have fun!

Edit: I had a similar experience until I found an account he really needed. He kept resetting the password using two factor authenticating. But I could still go in with my email and reset the password. This went on back and forth for awhile. Then I changed his first and last name on the account to “Fix your god damn” and “password!” And then he did and it stopped.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

I have his name and address and I know when he travels. I just don't have his phone number.

I did do this rename with some of his accounts but he never noticed.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:06:59 ago (+0/-0)

I ment to say I renamed his first and last name on the account to “fix your god damn” and “email address” that’s when he got the idea and changed it and I stopped receiving his info to my email address.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:09:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yes I changed his discord to IM FUCKING RETARDED I DONT KNOW MY EMAIL ADDRESS in Russian. And some other accounts too.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

I was never able to get his phone number, just the last four digits.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 18:07:45 ago (+2/-0)

Start posting these emails here for content while redacting your private info. The amusing and interesting ones at least.

In time, this character will work his way into the lore of upgoat.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:17:48 ago (+1/-0)

I had something similar happen with contractors with similar business names. I would reply with words that get you cancelled.

I never cared if someone in another country knows my email address is racist and homophobic. But they would cancel contracts and ban me from their premises instantly.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 23:14:04 ago (+1/-0)

You should find this guy when he is asleep and put a fire cracker up his dick hole, then light it.
That will teach the fucker.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 21:32:41 ago (+0/-0)

How could he set up accounts when most require giving the code it emails you?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 23:31:05 ago (+1/-0)

That doesn't seem to be a standard for many Russian websites.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 21:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

Since it's legacy contacts, just set up to not forward anything else and ignore it.