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How do i fuck with this guy

submitted by anon to askanon 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 05:42:39 ago (+1/-0)     (askanon)

Met this douche bag vp from jpmorgan thinks he's ace of spades.

i wanna cut him down to size. i have his details.

what's some good ways to fuck this guy over without being too cruel (and therefore break laws or jeopardize myself)


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[ - ] anon 1491277 6 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:04:57 ago (+6/-0)

Poop in a paper bag and light it on fire on his porch and ring the doorbell.

[ - ] anon 3495501 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2024 01:19:29 ago (+0/-0)*

A few things you can do. If you meet him in a business meeting, you could make him look stupid. Use a phrase with an ambiguous double meaning - introduce the topic A, distraction from A, question B. You have him assume the distraction topic needs answering. So he goes on about it, and then you reveal the topic was A. Now he looks stupid and you innocent.

Have AI work out the conversation, say it's for a book.

Another thing you can do is figure out why he is irritating, and bring up a connotation, that way people associate it with him.

A third technique depends upon his personality, does he like to publicly show people up, bait him, say you didn't want to quibble, them prove him wrong publicly.

Always aim to look well intentioned

[ - ] anon 3782906 5 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:39:06 ago (+5/-0)

Nobody gives a shit that some douche ruffled your feathers. My advice is for you to suck his dick since you're spending so much time thinking about him so much.

[ - ] CasualObserver 4 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 07:14:29 ago (+4/-0)

try not being a faggot.

[ - ] anon 2503068 3 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:01:53 ago (+3/-0)

Live a beautiful, White culture centered life. Stop giving randos space in your head.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 07:34:36 ago (+2/-0)

step 1: dont post anon or you are the guy that needs fucking with.

that is all.

[ - ] anon 7357306 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 05:51:24 ago (+2/-0)

There's no infornation at all.

[ - ] anon 3151007 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 09:37:25 ago (+1/-0)

Matthew 5:44 (KJV): "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you"

Matthew 6:15 (NIV):

"But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins"

[ - ] anon 2520981 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:20:34 ago (+1/-0)

find his wifes number, use spoofcard to call his wife with sex sounds from his number while husband is on a business trip

[ - ] anon 1440577 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:25:43 ago (+0/-0)

Find him on Grindrrr and set up a date where you intoxicate him and get him to reveal all his secrets to you, so you can then get fired for your good work.

[ - ] anon 2005068 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 10:56:53 ago (+0/-0)

While he sits with all his little friends, walk up and say "I can't believe I let you cum in my asshole and you never call me again? I have feelings too, ya know, and I'm not just your cum sock". Its a missile and the damage cannot be reversed.

[ - ] anon 4269830 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 08:06:30 ago (+0/-0)

Just wait for the banks to crash. And do whatever you can to accelerate the process. He will off himself if he is a vp.

[ - ] anon 1440577 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:26:38 ago (+0/-0)

JP Morgan is sitting on the largest horde of silver ever amassed by a single entity. JP Morgan is not going down.
What kind of fool thinks JP Morgan will crash anyways....have you payed no attention to history?

[ - ] anon 4269830 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 20:13:59 ago (+0/-0)

I have paid attention to history. The recurring theme is that nothing lasts. Empires rise and fall. Ages come and go. The only thing that's certain, everything will someday die.

[ - ] anon 1440577 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2024 23:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

all true, jp morgan will not be crashing however, they will own the money of the collapse