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Only one thing higher than the miles on that camaro...

submitted by v0atmage to ThotPatrol 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:25:42 ago (+28/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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- Tattoos? Check
- Exposed middrift? Check
- Username pretending to be hard to get? Check
- Posts shit on reddit for beta orbiter attention? Check




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[ - ] UncleDoug 10 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:06:46 ago (+10/-0)

The Camaro has lower mileage.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 6 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:26:54 ago (+7/-1)

her BMI is higher

fat fucking slob

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 10:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

Haha I was going to say she's on her way to being a regular lard-ass.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 07:17:49 ago (+0/-0)

Real women scare little boys that are porn addicts

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a little boy and I don't view porn. I am however in the medical field; she's overweight.
As far as her looks, I think the tats are gross and the bottle blond hair isn't fooling anyone. At least the car is a Chevy.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -1 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:38:55 ago (+0/-1)

Real women are not fat

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

Just shut the fuck up already.
Skinny tatted Toad twigs ain't real woman.
That puss cunt your hooked to ain't skinny

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -1 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 00:07:21 ago (+0/-1)

Says the fatass

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 07:00:51 ago (+0/-0)

6 4"@250 is hardly fat cupcake cheeks.
That cunt you been fucking is defined fat.
More chins than a Chinese phone book and you trying to shame?
Lieing,hateful piece of shit.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -1 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:28:15 ago (+0/-1)

haha you're so wrong and angry spewing hate and foaming at the mouth. tou are projecting.

have a good day while I fuck my skinny GF

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 14:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

Patch and air that bitch back up

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 07:14:39 ago (+1/-0)

Not for short dicks that's clear.
She almost perfect thic youngun.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:25:59 ago (+5/-0)

I hate that the tall waistband pants from the 70s-80s are back in. Also, fuck her tattoos. Also, that’s not a real Camaro.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:58:17 ago (+4/-0)

It's a Chevy (Nova) with a diff. nose.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:06:00 ago (+2/-0)

Camaro and Firebird is “F” body platform, Nova is “X” body platform, if my memory serves me right, on the Nova.
Two totally different cars. Based on subframe structure and front suspension designs.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:12:10 ago (+3/-0)

You're correct,when this "Gen" Camaro was introduced,that's what a local(to me)newspaper "Auto"columnists wrote.

[ - ] hylo 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 09:46:10 ago (+2/-0)

They are fit for each other lmao. That camaro is gonna start leakin fluids soon, as will she from her gaping vag.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 07:56:45 ago (+2/-0)

Bumblebee sucks.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 00:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

V6 Camaro, what an absolute retard 😂

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:13:43 ago (+2/-0)

This is the "ad" in "Auto Trader". youse guys were fooled.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 12:36:01 ago (+1/-0)

200k miles? Ticking time bomb if ya ask me.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:51:57 ago (+3/-1)

Would smash. Fuck camaros. Mustangs rule.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:58:50 ago (+4/-0)

You know it's an automatic too.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:04:02 ago (+6/-0)

White cars look like refrigerators. No wonder she bought it.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 10:44:18 ago (+1/-0)

Boo. Hiss. I'd take a 3rd gen z28 over any mustang.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:29:00 ago (+3/-1)

Just marry her

[ - ] edmundo 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 05:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to own a Camaro some day.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

Inl8ve my life one quarter mile at a time

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

That girl has zero tsttoos and a dodge