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Died at work and not found for 4 days.

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 16:41:13 ago (+11/-0)     (www.msn.com)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/wells-fargo-employee-dies-at-work-in-tempe-office-body-not-found-until-days-later/ar-AA1pEJR0

Get back to work wagie.


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[ - ] WNwoman 13 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 18:25:00 ago (+13/-0)

Imagine making such little difference at your job that no one even notices your absence for that long.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 04:04:57 ago (+0/-0)

I hope they didn’t actually work and just browsed the internet all day.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 5 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 16:59:10 ago (+5/-0)

She's been posthumously named most productive Wells Fargo employee of the year.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 17:07:10 ago (+5/-0)

I just died on the job today

...it must have been something I said 🎵

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 17:23:26 ago (+1/-0)

"it might have been something she ate"

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:48:40 ago (+1/-0)

I should have walked away 🎶

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 4 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 16:45:06 ago (+4/-0)

Job listing posted within 12 hours of her missing her first shift on day 2, of course.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 18:22:09 ago (+3/-0)

That office probably smells like shit all of the time if no one discovered her for 4 days. A body starts stinking and decaying on probably day 1. Great security and janitorial staff in that building.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 17:22:11 ago (+2/-0)

Was it the vax or just overweight? Her cats might know.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 17:57:16 ago (+2/-0)

This article has a bit more detail -

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/29/wells-fargo-worker-dead/74995789007/

Found dead at her desk. Clocked in on Fri 16 Aug, body found Tues 20 August.

No one noticed her there on Monday?

Very sad that she had no one in her life that noticed she didn't come home on the Friday.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:12:59 ago (+5/-0)

Most women's work in the workplace is pretend work. If she didn't show up to say anything, she won't be noticed because she doesn't do anything worthwhile.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:50:18 ago (+1/-0)

Even so, I find it incredible that no one noticed her slumped behind her desk (maybe she was slumped on the floor behind her desk, but even so...)

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 03:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, no cleaners over the weekend??, place supposedly even has posted security personnel.
what a dump.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 20:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

She was probably such a bitch no one went into her office, ever

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:51:00 ago (+0/-0)

You'd think someone would have noticed her there - unless her office was way back out of sight, but still.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 00:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah but if she was cool, someone always stops by, especially in offices when everyone's bored just to stick their head in and fart around. But if no one did it, they were avoiding her. I knew people like that in offices that everyone qoupd avoid.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 18:26:02 ago (+2/-0)

Vaxxecuted!

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 20:28:25 ago (+2/-0)

That means she didn't really do anything at the company

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 21:14:20 ago (+2/-0)

They probably moved her desk into a closet. Took her red stapler too. Good thing she died before she burned down the building.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 16:53:44 ago (+1/-0)

Is he still technically on the clock now forever?

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 18:12:21 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, when you check out, you clock out.
It's in the employee handbook.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 17:47:04 ago (+0/-0)

I saw that earlier. I have a friend in Phoenix that works for WF. WTF?

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:37:21 ago (+0/-0)

''Our thoughts and prayers are with their family and loved ones during this difficult time''

Next time pray before she dies maybe ?

[ - ] ChatGPT 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

If she was a nigger, then nobody could bother her or it would be raysis.
Also, if she was a nigger, nobody would give a flying fuck.

Tell you what, if I see a dead nigger, I just keep walking.

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 00:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

A real-life George Turklebaum! Another urban legend becoming true.

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 03:02:26 ago (+0/-0)

'In part, she wasn't found for so long because her work didn't suffer'. Lol

But then again someone is still going to need to come in on the weekend to pick up these nonfilings ...