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Not relaxing saved me again last night. But beyond not relaxing you often have to make some deft moves. So im gonna tell you how to move deftly.

submitted by Dindu to Niggers 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 08:42:20 ago (+29/-0)     (Niggers)

Not relaxing is only the first step in avoiding the groid. You were properly tense and you caught one schemin, but you're not out of the woods yet. You are gonna have to make some moves if you want to ensure a future for your white ass.

Think like a tennis player. Where can he see and move quickly to? Dont go there. Make him have to run.

You should not need to look at him. If he is moving at a normal speed he cannot touch you and if he is moving at a fast speed you can hear him. They don't really want to announce their intentions by chasing people. They want it to go smooth or they will quit.

If it is a legit feral monkey at the end of its wits, you've got a real situation on your hands so let's pretend:

Uh oh you hear the hastening footsteps. Most people turn and look at the nigger and freeze until they're all knifed up. They could've been making deft moves.

People say time slows down. It doesnt. You simply decide to use all of it. I say this as a former athlete (not tennis). You save a lot of time with foresight, and you save more by not doubting yourself constantly. Go to the right spot singlemindedly, like a centerfielder.
A normal person wastes time thinking. To them it "all happened so fast!" But you have plenty of time.

So far you've saved a few seconds and built some advantages, but if your escape failed, you have a nigger bearing down on your position which is a goddam open elevator that hasnt shut yet. Wasted! Shouldve taken the stairs.

We should not end up in this position. That is why we employ prejudice and a mental map of our surroundings.

Or

Get a gun and carry it, and still dont relax, still keep good angles and smart destinations, still make every second count, but you dont have to throw a punch into the path of a swinging knife.

I think im finally getting one fellas. This close call shit is exhausting.







Edit: my situation was a nigger using the smoking area of the hotel as a place to wait for victims. I go an unnatural, sudden obtuse path off into the parking lot, 1.25 speed. If he were to follow it would be very obvious, so he won't. For some reason i want to maintain dignity by not running or turning 180 degrees back to safety.

My new destination is right where I came from but by an unexpected jackknife route behind a row of cars. The acute turn is where you quicken your steps. This is how you're going to magically reappear somewhere else. In the city you speed up after turning corners.

He wandered to the middle of the parking lot, where I had just been, pointing all over the place. I think he was redrawing my route to figure out how the hell I got where i was, which was to the left of the door i had exited right about 25 seconds prior. To him i had performed magic, because he's withdrawing from crack cocaine. I had moved deftly without running.

Finally I light my cigarette which was my actual destination. He is now way out by the road.

Yeah i dont wanna play hide and seek with wild monkeys anymore


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[ - ] con77 9 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 11:01:35 ago (+9/-0)

I carry a gun. I can clear my holster in less than 2 seconds. It saved me in a parking lot at night 2 years ago. If I see a yute running at me its getting at least three rounds center mass.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:34:29 ago (+6/-0)

They have a script in their head of what has worked for them in the past and how they think the encounter will go.

Anything that breaks the script causes them to "bluescreen" because they have no "Plan B".

[ - ] Dindu [op] 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:42:18 ago (+3/-0)

When I was 20 probably the fifth time this happened to me I was in Camden lost trying to find the deadhead parking lot on acid. These five black kids start crossing the road toward me so I started crossing the road toward them, like i was eager to see them! and asked "yo where all these hippie kids at?"

They just pointed toward the concert area and seemed to blue screen. Like they saw me as possibly someone like them doing the same thing they're doing. It was mind power

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:24:14 ago (+4/-0)

Had two fine young cannibals who thought they had the White guy boxed in front and back, out in the far end of the parking lot late one night.

Turned broadside to them, went to "lawman ready", looked from one to the other, smiled and said, "Well boys, let's dance."

They both suddenly discovered newfound interests in the stars and the blacktop, and both decided to pursue them elsewhere.

(Which was kind of a shame, because there was a part of me that was terribly curious to see how those new 230 grain Golden Sabre rounds would perform in the field. I had just switched over from the 230 grain Hydra-Shoks, which had been my go-to carry round for years. Ah, well.)

[ - ] Cantaloupe 6 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 12:05:00 ago (+6/-0)*

Nice going protecting yourself.

Criminals usually have a few step routine; if you interrupt the routine it's enough to stop them.

A tactical blinding flashlight works well. You can carry a theft-wallet filled with counterfeit cash, and urushiol.

For group activities, throw the fake cash in the air into a busy roadway where they can fight over it while dodging traffic.

It's best to have tools in hand when heading towards a potential encounter.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 5 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 11:25:56 ago (+5/-0)

Carry and practice your draw with a laser dry fire kit. Once you are comfortable, make sure you have a round chambered. I use a belly band holster so I can carry in shorts or sweats and don’t have to wear proper pants or jeans to carry.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 11:34:37 ago (+3/-0)*

If I was carrying I would have still avoided him but I wouldn't have had that terrible desperation plan of running and hoping it goes okay

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 4 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:28:02 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, you still have to be careful if you carry. Even more so, since it’s best for your defense in court if you try to deescalate and avoid conflict.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:48:16 ago (+1/-0)

a laser dry fire kit.

Was thinking of getting one. Any suggestions?

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

Had an NRA Instructor tell me that a SF guy he knows recommended Mantis X.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 00:00:31 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve only tried iTarget and it’s not bad, but you have to use your phone to track your shots (unless they’ve changed it).

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:14:42 ago (+4/-0)

one of my nigger stories that I've told before:

1am-2am driving THRU Vegas with a couple hours left on the trip getting gas. Stopped at a gas station almost outside of the shithole, but not all the way (I go to Love's now, niggers aren't there at all, because there's nothing walking distance for a long ways except a quarry and solar farm)

Anyway, get out of the truck to gas up, flip my IWB appendix to OWB appendix and start gassing up at this shell.

Head is on a swivel, and I see a nigger about 150 away sitting in the corner in the dark get up. He starts walking straight at me. I see him and just start pointing at my gun in an almost taunting fashion, like I'm just pointing at my dick. He gets almost to where the X is and then sees what I'm pointing at.

Then he does an immediate 90 degree left turn and goes to check the newspaper stand that is locked and empty. He then walks to the bus stop and pretends to check the schedule, it's 2am dumbass nigger. Then he takes the sidewalk all the way back to the corner then back to his hiding spot.

Lesson is: I wasn't going to carry that day, it was really the first time I carried out of state and God damn, I'm glad I did. Now I always have at least one gun on me, if not more. Usually I have the Stribog loaded up in the truck ready for my wife to help me if needed. I keep it in a pickleball bag. Fits perfectly, with 4 mags as well

Anyway, always carry, and never relax. I kinda wonder how it would have went down if I wasn't carrying, but I can guess it would have been annoying at the least, if not deadly.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

I enjoy driving around the country and will only stop at truck stops.

Worst you will get is some bullshit sob story looking for money. "Charity" is better than niggers.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:53:10 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers are lazy. They will always take the easy way out. If they see they actually have to fight or you're not just going to give them your shit they will fuck off. I've seen this happen a lot.

Do homosexuals just give nigger their phone, wallet, etc without a problem? Because I've had a number of niggers approach me and start their niggerishness and when they see they will have to do more they just fuck right off.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:46:20 ago (+3/-0)

Let us know what you end up getting.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 11:49:09 ago (+3/-0)*

Always avail yourself of your God given 2A Right.
But a good knife is great for close quarters , and a good defense for an, "oh shit" surprise attack , which shouldn't happen, but can't be too careful

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

Realistically its the guys who fought the British and died doing it that gave us those rights.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:35:48 ago (+2/-0)

The deftest move is to a place with few or zero nigs. Less drama and risk though, so there's a tradeoff.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:44:53 ago (+1/-0)

Easy and fun tricks.

All you need for this is a blind corner and a bit of distance. Run from the nigger like you're scared and the nigger will chase. Turn corner. When nigger comes around corner,punch him right in the face as hard as you can,grabbing the knife hand. If the nigger doesn't go to sleep,keep stomping his head til he lets go of the knife. This usually works on medium size niggers and smaller. It's a good trick if you need something simple in a hurry in an unfamiliar area.

But you should be practicing knife fighting with your friends and learning how to handle a stabby nigger regardless of what you have on hand.