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english is a stupid language

submitted by boekanier to FunnyVideos 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 01:21:38 ago (+30/-7)     (pomf2.lain.la)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/y0awwtrx.mp4



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[ - ] JustALover 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 01:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

There is a scottish comic, whose name I don't quite remember right now but he wears hats because he is half-bald, who did a good stand up about the same shit.

Although it's perfectly possible this guy didn't rip that comic off.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 05:38:17 ago (+2/-0)

Gallagher.

The smashing watermelons guy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:45:50 ago (+0/-0)

Noooooooo it's roided out carrot top!

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 07:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

Now do any other language like Chink, Poo, Nigger or sand nigger, so how much worse it is, especially written.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 10:06:19 ago (+0/-0)

Your face is stupid

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 15:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

English is a great language because in the past immigrants would have to learn the language before being allowed in. And the language was too difficult for them.

Now they let anyone in. But there are positives.
It helps us identify the enemies within our borders.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 02:44:35 ago (+2/-1)

Why is he teaching himself? Does he know it or not?

If I didn't know something I wouldn't trust myself to teach it to myself.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 04:08:19 ago (+1/-0)

I teach myself lots of things. Are you an NPC?

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 04:10:26 ago (+0/-1)

Why you gotta be so mean honey buns? Thats not nice. I think you should apologize 😇

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't ask for a dick pic? Ya slippin son!

[ - ] Bidenguy666 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 05:21:31 ago (+1/-1)

Show me your cock you stupid faggot. I am not gay!

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

You sound pretty gay bro. You might want to see a therapist. You should feel ashamed to say such things

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:43:52 ago (+1/-0)

Wai he wanna see the rapist?

[ - ] Bidenguy666 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 17:10:32 ago (+0/-0)

Ashamed of what? Not being an insecure faggot?

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:23:00 ago (+1/-1)

If I didn't know something I wouldn't trust myself to teach it to myself.

Think about the first person to ever drive a car. They had no one else to teach them how to drive other than themselves. Don't be such a beta.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:36:52 ago (+0/-0)

They had no one else to teach them how to drive

What drives life from inception towards death?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 12:46:29 ago (+1/-1)

That's like the first time you fucked a nigger in the ass. Except it was your faggot did that taught you.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason -1 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:30:22 ago (+0/-1)

Why is he teaching himself?

To teach implies to learn for self, and to learn implies to teach self...that's how nature works. Few within nature tricked many to learn from suggestions by few teachers, while ignoring to teach self learning (and vice versa) within perceivable.

Does he know it or not?

To know implies to perceive...one cannot perceive "nothing", which was suggested by another aka which many learned from the teachings of few... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnaRtNMGMI&themeRefresh=1

If I didn't know something

Everything is perceivable by ones perception...nothing (didn't aka did nothing) implies ones de-nial (Latin nihilo; nothing) of everything perceivable for the suggestions by another.

I wouldn't trust myself to teach

Nature doesn't require trust for one to learn how to teach self and vice versa. The suggestions by few teachers require mass consent aka trust by students, just like few leaders and many followers or few representatives and many voters or few masters and many slaves etc.

This consent aka this trust in another aka this faith in suggested aka this binding of self to another by free will of choice implies religion (Latin religio; to bind anew).

Being FREE will of choice implies natural; choosing to bind self to another implies artificial.

If one gives trust to another, then one selects another as trustee (person who is responsible for the property of another), which implies shirking of ones response-ability (free will of choice) to another; hence ONES CHOICE selecting a CHOSEN ONES suggestion, while putting self into bondage.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 05:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

Nooooo!

Lol

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 10:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

For any English nerds here, this is why it's like that. The "ea" vowel combination is distinctly Anglo Saxon, which passed through the language during the Norman invasion virtually unchanged. What did change, however, was the pronunciation. During the Great Vowel Shift, most words in English with an "ea" combination were pronounced "ay". So most English words that have that combination, such as "pear" and "bear" still retain that pronunciation, but many others, such as "bread", "head", and "pearl" changed over the centuries.

Yeah, I agree, it's confusing as hell, especially for foreigners to learn. Spanish pronunciation is extremely consistent in my experience, and German and Dutch, while less consistent, are still MUCH easier to foreigners to learn to pronounce.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:38:21 ago (+0/-0)

Spanish pronunciation is extremely consistent in my experience.

Oo nga.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

This was rough to watch the whole thing thruff err uhh through. If you don't believe me I got the resipts err uhh receipts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:30:41 ago (+1/-0)

There are 5 forms of english.

North American

Australian

Limey

Irish

Nigger

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 01:25:26 ago (+2/-0)

yes

[ - ] breh2 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 02:56:42 ago (+2/-0)

Pear->Pearl missed opportunity

[ - ] Badgeroo 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 03:20:53 ago (+2/-0)

Not stupid at all, you need the sound to be different otherwise saying it out loud would be questionable as to what you're saying.

Fucking tard.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason -1 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:17:01 ago (+0/-1)

you need the sound to be different

What if sound needs to be same so that different waves within can experience wanting to be different from one another?

saying it (sound) out loud would be questionable

People talking without speaking...People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared...No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 04:05:31 ago (+3/-0)

Best language ever.

[ - ] TALKLOL 3 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 05:32:15 ago (+3/-0)

Gallagher ripoff.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:17:34 ago (+3/-0)

When I was a kid, they were trying to push Esperanto as an international language. English is ass backwards in a lot of ways including measurement.

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:50:27 ago (+1/-0)

English has dick to do with Imperial other than region of origin. You can speak 'metric' in English just fine. English is fluid and descriptive and enjoyable, i.e. 'you huff choad like a sideshow sword swallower'

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:53:42 ago (+2/-0)

Your mastery of the language is lacking as a choad/chode would not require the specific skillset of a sword swallower; at least that's what your mother has been known to say before the bartender puts her in a cab.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

Bartender: Hey someone's gotta pay the cabbie capeesh?! Havah good nite haa?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:39:57 ago (+1/-0)

Ayooo nigga! bishes aint neva gat muh dyck measurements backwidz gnome seyin?!

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 7 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 06:47:23 ago (+7/-0)

English is an IQ and memory test

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 4 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 09:02:52 ago (+4/-0)

That's what I think about Chinese and Japanese. Massive alphabets, characters that are difficult to construct, and to boot their sentence order is generally backwards compared to ours. Not to mention the rules of etiquette and social status. It's why ESL nips and gooks never quite master our language (as I'm sure very few Westerners master theirs) - the differences in intonations, the inflections, etc. make English hard to learn for them, just as the Eastern Asian languages tend to be difficult for us.

It's why niggers can't seem to master either language.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:15:51 ago (+1/-0)

It's a great language though. If you aren't a pedantic fuckwit ignoring very important context in a conversation, English can offer so many different and entertaining ways to say something that it's wonderful.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

Right? ya fuckin cocksuckin fuck?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Jeet?"
"Na."
"Juantu?"
"A'ight."

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

If people have bilingual parents, and try to spend equal amounts of time with extended family, they could speak either language without error.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 8 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 04:14:02 ago (+8/-0)

Don't learn it then. Fuck off we're full.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 02:39:04 ago (+12/-0)

I don't know this guy's political leaning, but next time you hear some liberal faggot crowing about how stupid English grammar is just kindly let them know that that's what happens when language experiences multiculturalism.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 5 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 10:11:07 ago (+5/-0)

english is the result of every language that set foot on british land, everything from arabic and russian to french is jammed up in there.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2024 11:27:08 ago (+0/-0)

Rah rah rah reeeeeerahreeeeeee!