Hey everyone, it's big_fat_dangus. Just letting you know I've fallen on love with a jewish woman. We're getting married soon. I'll be taking her last name - Upgoat

Hey everyone, it's big_fat_dangus. Just letting you know I've fallen on love with a jewish woman. We're getting married soon. I'll be taking her last name
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:00:51 ago (+21/-2) (AnonTalk)

You can now address me as big_fat_gorfinkel. It will be a traditional jewish wedding. I'm so excited.

When I first saw her I just knew she was the one. I'm so in love right now.

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[ - ] anon 2302266 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 23:52:29 ago (+1/-0)

It’s post wall Helena

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 22:26:43 ago (+2/-0)

Every one of you dogs is lyin if you tell me you wouldn't bury your face in Abi Shapiro's kazar tiddies.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 2 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 03:24:33 ago (+2/-0)

As my babysitter use to tell me - 'Anything more than a handful is a waste'.
Plus, that khazar has a dirty looking stinky arsehole.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 2136576 1 point 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 07:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

'Anything more than a handful is a waste'

a classic

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 10:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

I always heard anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 2136576 0 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 10:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

dirty.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 09:20:15 ago (+0/-0)

The baby's mouth is what is being referenced here.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 4 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 20:21:30 ago (+4/-0)

But the real question is, will dangus ever be able to comprehend what a fish eye lens is.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 18:34:53 ago (+2/-1)

lol

[ - ] anon 8579061 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 18:10:39 ago (+3/-1)

So stunning! So brave! I hope she makes a mean matzoball soup!

[ - ] anon 1456295 3 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 18:07:02 ago (+4/-1)

Welcome, Big_fat_Dangustein.

[ - ] anon 1301737 5 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:37:25 ago (+6/-1)

Big_fat_dangus here, the REAL one, thank you very much. I can prove it’s me because LADIES SUCK! Amirite guys? You’re a homo if you like women! 👬😘😎🥃🍩
Anyway, this is post a complete fabrication by an imposter— I’m already in a committed relationship with my CAT!🐱 👠💄🐈 Jealous?

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 2302266 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 23:54:10 ago (+1/-0)

Take your pills cunt

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 9 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:34:37 ago (+9/-0)

Actually, checks out. We all knew it would end like this.

[ - ] anon 1954102 7 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:14:41 ago (+8/-1)

fat_fuck_dingus is a pathetic man-child parasite, so I'm not surprised that he's also a bagelchaser.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:31:04 ago (+4/-0)

Such brave words by an anonymous coward.

[ + ] zongongo

[ - ] zongongo 5 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 17:41:58 ago (+6/-1)