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This is how I want to deal with lurkers

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 10:05:33 ago (+9/-0)     (old.reddit.com)

https://old.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1eyu6du/maybe_maybe_maybe/



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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 11:19:54 ago (+2/-0)

That's how I deal with cats.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 11:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

Good to see a flat nose shovel can scare off gators the same way it can scare off swans and asshole geese.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 11:12:30 ago (+2/-0)

Geese can be real asshole. I had one trying to jump in my window one time as I drove slowly past. I had it by the neck. It was like something out of a Benny Hill skit

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 11:21:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2024 16:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

Florida Man has an impressive collection, but that guy is scarier than a pig farmer. It takes a lot of dead rotting protein to feed that horde of death dragons