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Big Mike comment

submitted by beece to funny 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 16:44:36 ago (+27/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 16:54:55 ago (+3/-0)

nah trannies cant get preggo

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 18:14:20 ago (+3/-0)

Those children are the nesbitts

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 19:40:44 ago (+1/-0)

Let's pretend for a second that Big Mike isn't a dude.

Why should IVF be necessary? I checked and Mike said in his memoir that he had a miscarriage. Seems like a very convenient cover story, especially since there doesn't seem to be any pics of Big Mike while pregnant.

Reality: nobody could ever convince Bathhouse Barry to stick his pecker in a woman. So they had him bust into a blowup doll of Burt Reynolds and used a surrogate.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 20:22:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'd think bathhouse barry is pounded by mike, not the other way around.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 20:21:28 ago (+1/-0)*

So I guess so very much is being said in so many places about big mike's wang it he felt a need to comment. People must have told them about the posters around the luciferian democrat convention

https://x.com/PattyLovesTruth/status/1826620564720812141

[ - ] bohmoonx 1 point 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 23:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry missed than, I'm still trying to figure out how Mike can talk about income inequality when they own 4 multi-million dollar properties, private jets, helicopters....

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 23:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

At least they've admitted they didn't conceive naturally.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 23:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not one of the ones that think it's a male but it's definitely not human. It's funny watching nigger bodies change as they get old. It happens so rarely.