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How to kiss woman while smoking cigarette

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 02:20:54 ago (+35/-1)     (idiod.video)

https://idiod.video/yrhhde.mp4



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 10 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 03:29:57 ago (+10/-0)

plot twist

that dude was most likely a homo and learned it sucking cock.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

Unclebuttplug and queeri you've practiced on eachother.

Your thoughts?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:35:07 ago (+0/-0)

we need highly_paid_orgy_pro back. i miss that guy.

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 04:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

Who is that fcker, Errol or burt .... or some other hollyweird douche?.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:34:48 ago (+1/-0)

generic 'straight hollywood hardman who has a completely normal and happy marriage and totally isnt fucking any 14 year old boy stupid enough to get near his casting couch' actor i presume.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 16:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

Gene Kelly in The Pirate (1948)

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 22:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

Ahh ok, the singing in the rain and dances with cartoon jerry guy thanks.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 23:02:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yup thats the one. I always remember him from Brigadoon.

[ - ] Stonkmar 5 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 09:18:47 ago (+5/-0)

And then blows it in her face! The smoke, that is.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 15:14:16 ago (+1/-0)

Blowing your cig smoke in someone's face, is supposed to mean that you want to fuck that person. At least, that's what some smokers used to tell me back in the 90s.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 03:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

im a smoker, have been for a while.

as far as i can tell blowing smoke in someones face means you want them to belt the living fuck out of you for being a complete cunt. and i actually support that.

tl;dr even other smokers who arent complete fuckheads hate smokers who do that shit to people. mang im holding in when someone walks past me too close.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:02:17 ago (+2/-0)

Philip Morris approves this message.

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 11:47:35 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone know what that movie is?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 16:03:46 ago (+0/-0)

The Pirate (1948)

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 09:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

Women will love you for this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:04:12 ago (+0/-0)

Bosses will promote you for it!

Smoke Parliaments.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 16:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

Gross!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:00:47 ago (+0/-0)

I would do it without sucking up the cigarette.
Them wahminz love it when you blow the secondhand cancer in their face

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 10:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:00:10 ago (+0/-0)

This is true

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 10:00:41 ago (+0/-0)

Wild animals marking their territory