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Hey, at least it's not as shit as the dating scene

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Schizophrenia 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 15:07:35 ago (+19/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] prominent_proboscis 4 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 16:55:23 ago (+4/-0)

wait till you hit 40

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 17:37:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 08:08:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'm 57, might as well be invisible

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 22:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

The inverted wholesome version of this shows a man getting married and having children.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 16:25:46 ago (+1/-0)

I had a guy from work who likes letting people bang his wife invite me to hang out. I’m like nahhhhhhhhhhh I’m alright. In my head I was like fuck think of an excuse. In the end I didn’t I just kind of walked off. Fucking weirdo. Shits so disgusting. One time I did tell a bunch of them I don’t wanna see you motherfuckers outside work. Different cooler people but still. Stay out of my life

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 16:34:25 ago (+4/-0)

Oh that's nasty.

Idk man I used to do the social shit, go for beers with a couple people my age from work once in awhile, go to the company Christmas party, all the normie shit people do with coworkers. Every time I found myself just watching the clock waiting to leave. The last dude we hired who was very pushy about hanging out outside of work turned out to be a weird degenerate with massive anger management problems.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 16:39:47 ago (+2/-0)

There’s nothing wrong with doing normie shit if it’s what you find fun. I just like keeping parts of my life separate and I don’t want people knowing what I’m doing.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 22:21:23 ago (+1/-0)

They all know you are asking everyone for dick pics

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 01:52:57 ago (+0/-0)

They wouldn’t understand that it’s just a hobby. I’m a painter. Everyone draws dicks I just make paintings of them so I’m doing what everyone does I’m just better than everyone at it.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 15:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

Used to be kids were your in. FFFFFuck that noise now. OPP (other peoples parents) suck. especially if you had the kids when older. The generation gap is real.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 15:09:27 ago (+1/-0)

You ever see a creature from the pit? You wouldn't joke.

[ - ] germ22 5 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 16:14:38 ago (+5/-0)

You seen the creatures in the dating pool?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 19:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

Not in a while. But yes, people are a mess.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 15:16:11 ago (+2/-1)

Take your meds.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 19:54:20 ago (+0/-0)

Okey dokey, doctor!