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New Self-Sterilization Options for Men

submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 08:08:43 ago (+9/-0)     (www.nbcnews.com)

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mens-health/male-birth-control-gel-results-promising-rcna153349

I'm sure it's safe and effective in the long term.


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 10:32:09 ago (+2/-0)

a gel huh? dont black people have an obsessive compulsion with lotioning?

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 11:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

No fucking way I'd ever use that shit.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 11:15:40 ago (+1/-0)

It was basically like a hand sanitizer solution,” said Whitehead, who lives in Torrance, California. “Smelled like hand sanitizer, looked like hand sanitizer.”

And how long before they start shipping it in hand sanitizer containers purposely to kill off whites?

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 11:46:45 ago (+0/-0)

I don't use hand sanitizer myself. The concept always seemed ridiculous to me. I know hard-core alcoholics drink it. The idea you propose may be a bit over target however I also wouldn't be surprised.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 09:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

It's ma'am!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 10:18:10 ago (+0/-0)*

you know we all hate on bill gates for his gmo mosquito research...

but what if someone was to i dont know... fiddle with his 'totally innocent and harmless' research, weaponise it (which it cant be i might add, and to suggest this wholly peaceful thing with altruistic purposes could or would be used otherwise, is an antisemitic racist dog whistle. and id appreciate if you would refrain from the transphobia), and set off some vaxquitos in like... a gay bar or something?

EDIT - i mean seriously, theres some fuckin research out there where someone thinks they can and should make people deathly allergic to any meat, based on some kind of african fly that gets/spreads a similar low level local virus, so you know, what about modifying a disease to make men allergic to cock... or kids. you know, like i suggested, if someone accidentally threw a hive of poofskeeters into a... drag club... im not suggesting anyone do it im just trying to start a conversation. dont know what this might actually look like. could be difficult because i imagine if it was like... some jabbed dude tries to do what he does and grinds up against another dude, the whole suddenly wanting to retch and kill yourself might be some kind of fuckin kink i dont know. it would almost have to cause some kind of 'complete retraction into the pelvis' coupled with a sudden urge to scream homophobic slurs so the end result is getting kerb stomped by other poofs.

in minecraft of course.