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Why you should have dangerous stairs in your house

submitted by Crackinjokes to Health 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 04:52:21 ago (+5/-0)     (Health)

I think many of us think one of the worst possible outcomes of life could be ending up mentally deficient in old age in some old age home staffed by ignorant low IQ low paid people who actually hate you and might secretly torture you or beat you while you're incapacitated.

The video of the young black male hitting the old man lying in bed in the face numerous times comes to mind. Or the negras dragging the old white woman around by her hair on the floor as she pulled her out of the wheelchair.

I think some of us wish there was probably something we could implant in ourselves that when we got to a certain level of incapacitation it would simply just explode and take us out before things got too bad. I don't know of any such device.

But one thing that might possibly do it is having a really dangerous staircase in your house which you have to use every day. Once you get to the point where you can't navigate it too much hopefully you'll fall and break your neck and that'll solve your problem. It'll also keep you from draining any estate that you might have with endless medical bills so hopefully you can leave some advantage monetarily to your heirs rather than have the state start them off in financial slavery in life.

Home health care nurse also told me that one of the leading causes of falls in homes or throw rugs on floors. older people who shuffle their feet don't pick them up very well and often catch the end of those and fall. Of course a fall like that is only likely to injure you and do something like break your hip which will just cause you pain and more medical bills and wouldn't actually end your life so I think a very steep high staircase with perhaps sharp objects at the bottom might be a better solution.


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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 09:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

I've always leaned towards the Grand Torino method myself. With the one exception of taking out as many as I can before they finally get me. None of that being the only one to die shit.
My brother and I have talked about it since we were little children. When we know that our time is almost over we want to load ourselves up with a lot of firepower and waltz right down the middle of some nigger infested gang hood and shoot as many as we can.
But that was when we were young. The plan hasn't changed much, just the target. It would be a far better choice for world peace to visit synagogues of satan than the open air prisons of big city ghettos.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 10:36:58 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah. There's a lot of people that better hope I don't get cancer.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 08:41:10 ago (+1/-0)

ah yes, the Ivana way.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 06:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

I see you cracking jokes every day.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 10:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

A bottle of pain pills will work.