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My buddy Verle asked me for a ride to Walmart to get some groceries today

submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:16:14 ago (+44/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

And with him being my friend and all, and he is disabled, he cant really walk, maybe 4 or 5 steps, but thats it. I gave him a ride to walmart and dropped him off at the doors where he got out and grabbed one of those electric powered chairs for the disabled and I parked and took a walk around in the walmart

I dont usually go to walmart so I couldn't believe my eyes. The people there, they were almost all, at least 3/4 of them were huge fucking fat fucks.

Like 300 or more pounds

I saw more fat people in walmart today than I had seen the last 4 years

It was disgusting


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:36:16 ago (+1/-0)

Walmart is where you should go to feel.better about yourself

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

Ow go to trader Joe's to see all skinny veggie leftie women. Lots of Jews.

It's funny how people have their stores

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 14:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

"Ah, sweet meteor of death, why do you tarry so?"

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 13:59:48 ago (+1/-0)

And half of them wear pajamas

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 13:53:11 ago (+1/-0)

Only time I go to Walmart is for canned goods and pet supplies.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 10:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

Keep in mind, what you see in walmart is real america.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:37:40 ago (+2/-0)

There is nothing more blackpilling than going into a Walshart. The only time I could walk into one was late at night when there wasn't many subhumans but they don't do 24/7 anymore so I haven't been in one in years.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 08:58:03 ago (+5/-0)

Go to walmart on the first of the month when all the freeloaders come out. Fat, stinky retards in their PJ's.

[ - ] LookFat 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 08:00:36 ago (+1/-0)

Come by the one near my house, full of south Americans with brand new expensive clothes n shit.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 06:29:57 ago (+5/-0)

Before I went on the Nazi weight loss program and lost 60 lbs, I was a 300lb fat fuck who bought most of my food from Walmart.

Never again.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

Nazi weight loss program? You should have gone keto.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 10:58:22 ago (+0/-0)

Are baby jews keto?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 08:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

That's fucking cannibalism, and African tribes are cannibals.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 10:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

Ebil Neon Yahtzees literally eat baby jews tho. Africans are only cannibals because of huwhyte supreemists in Iowa.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 11:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

I did fir a few months.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 13:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

I lost about 50lbs on keto. All the meat and fat i wanted.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 05:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 06:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

I should have known better than to click that link while trying to eat breakfast.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 08:26:58 ago (+0/-0)

Glad I haven't seen any relatives!

[ - ] Chairman 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 04:30:56 ago (+1/-0)

Pro-tip: Those electric powered chairs aren't there for the disabled.

Unless you classify morbid obesity as a disability.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 7 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:03:58 ago (+8/-1)

Yeah, walmart's always like that. I go there for cheap stuff from time to time.

The one's at the local costco are truly enormous though. As wide as their exta-wide carts, stopping at all the food sample stalls, diagonally, blocking 90% of the large aisles.

And the mexicunts with their 8 kids on welfare with three carts full of trash. Holy fuck do they get huge. And their kids weight as much as a normal adult.

We really need a gene cleansing event.

[ - ] canbot 6 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:30:21 ago (+6/-0)

That's what the covid jab was for, but you didn't play along. If you played along there would be required boosters every 6 months, each one making their immune system more fucked until they all died of disease. Untraceable to the jabs.

But you had to come on social media and keep spoiling the surprise.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:06:21 ago (+3/-1)

I am sure glad we don't go to costco

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:15:28 ago (+2/-0)

You can shop online there as a guest. No need for membership.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:53:43 ago (+3/-1)

If anyone’s a geneticist they should engineer a new form of rabies and let it out of the bag. But anyways before we get that far why don’t you shoot me a couple quick nude selfies 🖖🥸🥔

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 5 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:05:09 ago (+5/-0)

are you off your meds?

[ - ] canbot 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

What do you think the Wuhan lad is doing? Did you not hear about all the Jewish biolabs in Ukraine that were burning documents when the invasion started and they didn't know how far Russia would get?

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 03:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

I didn’t hear about that nice!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

Scooty puffs everywhere!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:30:32 ago (+4/-0)

I haven't been to Walmart in about a decade and it was like that back then too. Bunch of fat fucks, niggers, coal burners wearing pajama pants, and beaners.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 03:12:50 ago (+2/-0)

oh it was very diverse, the diversity are all obese