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If you had 24 hours...

submitted by deleted to ProgrammerHumor 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:28:14 ago (+10/-0)     (ProgrammerHumor)

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[ - ] Prairie 2 points 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 20:49:57 ago (+2/-0)

What is C++.

A ginormous mess of stuff. Bring back C++98.

[ - ] con77 3 points 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 20:16:24 ago (+3/-0)

I hope she can paint

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:54:39 ago (+4/-0)

Clean my place from top to bottom. Then do laundry, the dishes, and clean/organize the fridges. If there's any time left over, reorganizing stuff in the cabinets.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 20:12:12 ago (+5/-0)

I've tried to hire chick programmers and it was a fucking waste of time. So screw teaching her C++. Instead here's a paint brush, there's the fence, off you go, girlie.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 10 monthsAug 15, 2024 23:44:56 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, the women in my programming classes were either getting the simps to do their work for them, 'failing' with a C grade(a prof would get fired for giving a lower grade), sucking dick for a B grade, or dropouts.

Every single one on any team work I had was an utter failure of dead weight. I just ignored them and did my work expecting them to do nothing, which was mostly the case. They made ok powerpoints though.