dude is far more dextrous and talented with that sabre than the majority of internet drudge who film themselves swinging around sticks in kung fu ninja home movies.
I remember a coworker's wife who husband went out jogging every day and ate healthy to try to stave off death for as long as possible dropping dead of a heart attack while running at 39
then theres my dad. 52. rode his pushbike 20km to work and home every single day. one night, half fixes the clutch on my first car, tc cortina. sisters mate rocks up, hands him a bottle of chivas regal, asks if he can fit a stereo to his car.
i then beg my dad to finish off my car, so i can drive to work for my first day of my apprenticeship. at his work place. he fixes that f'ing clutch. rides his pushbike to work the next morning, i go past his workshop walking to mine, watch him fly past me on his work pushbike in the direction of the medical centre, i get to my workshop, and by the time my first tradey is finished spitting the dummy at the safety guy about the vessel we were working on spitting steam, and being told 'shut the fuck up for a minute' - safety guy points at me and tells me 'your old mans having a heart attack'
he was gone by the time i got back to the medical centre. petrol refinery btw. the transport for getting around for the vast majority of workers there was a shitty cheap pushbike. sometimes modded cheap shitty pushbikes someone got bored and built when it was raining. VS his road racing pushbike.
that bottle of chivas regal was the only thing my uncle and i could stomach the next day.
cheers man. it always sucks no matter how long ago, but it does get better.
the real sad part is nothing left but memories now. but thats what happens when you live in a now female dominated family, everyone elses belongings and keepsakes become junk thats in the way that has to quietly disappear or sold off. But god fucking help you if you dare take the wrong towel to the gym leave the toilet seat open, or dont change the rubbish bin everyone else kept adding to for a week because they were too fucking bone idle to do it!
Yeah, but it's not like he's gonna be riding down hordes of faggots on a huffy. Without a steed it's an empty gesture period. Guy looks like the type that would get thrown from a hobby horse.
you know what, there are people who know what theyre doing with that shit (my housemate does fencing and shit) that wouldnt be doing that. there are deluded retards who think swinging around a sword wildly makes them scary ass ninjas. there are the mega deluded autistic retards who think swinging around a STICK and yelling ZA WARUDO makes them scary ass ninjas, then theres this guy. The sabre swinging on excercise equipment in a gym literally not giving a fuck guy, this brosef is just living his best life. Kind of like 'GET THAT NIGGERBITCH OFF THE PLANE!' type living your best life.
Fuck yeah, I anxiously await his showing on “slay the gay away day” riding his unicycle, slaying the gay away. I hope he also has a clown suit for that day.
id pay to watch that. i mean just a dude on a unicycle charging down the street topless with like a confederate flag as a cape swinging a sabre screaming 'OUTTA THE WAAAAAAAAAY FAGGOTS!'
aka somewhere in or near vegas during a full moon.
kind of shit that gets you on that 'Jail' show. Getting frisked by ... Nicole Sittre....
...
i wonder how much it costs to fly from melbourne to vegas. for science.
i know, 'The World' did have to look it up a few years back as im not into that anime stuff. kind of like a few lines in german you only recognise it when someone is yelling it at you with about as much exaggeration as they can and then dont like your reaction because as angry as they are, all you hear is someone yelling at you in english with a fucking stupid stereotypical accent and start laughing.
japan has lots of loan words for all sorts, like hanbaga and besuboru (cant remember the spelling its been like... 30 years since i did japanese in high school. i was more a french guy) , and the most degenerate of manga, especially when its only in 'japanese' seems to have its niche selling point solely in soy filled american teen weebs rather than the general weird shit that japanese people like themselves. hence fucking faggots in shit filled diapers running at you with their hands behind them calling you shit like BAKA and NANI..... as part of a university social club attached to a PHD course in Japanese Animation Production with 9 of them already applying for jobs in japan (but only in the city) and 1 applying to Disney who has a side gig selling hardcore mickie mouse mary sue porn on deviantart.
I wish my schools taught Japanese. I might have picked that over Spanish. But then my piece of shit father would have probably gone ape shit and threatened to beat the shit out of me if I didn't choose Spanish.
When attacking from a cavalry position with a sword,what's in front of you isn't important. If you're riding a horse,the horse's head is in the way and anything in front of you is getting trampled,so it doesn't matter. Same with a motorcycle. You're going to want a windscreen up front,preferably bulletproof and you'll run over anyone in front of you. And if you're on a bike? Well,it's better to take advantage of the fact you can go from cavalry to infantry quickly. But in any case,you'll be slashing to the side,not stabbing in front. And you'll want to make sure the enemy is never on your off side. In this guy's case,the left side.
But in a modern context,if you're using a motorcycle for combat,an armored front with a protected sidecar with a mounted machine gun would allow you to act like a mobile machine gun nest and you can watch for flankers while the gunner does his job.
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lookin at you chance wilkins
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dies at home from a heart attack at 59... after coming home from a jog.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Fixx
then theres my dad. 52. rode his pushbike 20km to work and home every single day. one night, half fixes the clutch on my first car, tc cortina. sisters mate rocks up, hands him a bottle of chivas regal, asks if he can fit a stereo to his car.
i then beg my dad to finish off my car, so i can drive to work for my first day of my apprenticeship. at his work place. he fixes that f'ing clutch. rides his pushbike to work the next morning, i go past his workshop walking to mine, watch him fly past me on his work pushbike in the direction of the medical centre, i get to my workshop, and by the time my first tradey is finished spitting the dummy at the safety guy about the vessel we were working on spitting steam, and being told 'shut the fuck up for a minute' - safety guy points at me and tells me 'your old mans having a heart attack'
he was gone by the time i got back to the medical centre. petrol refinery btw. the transport for getting around for the vast majority of workers there was a shitty cheap pushbike. sometimes modded cheap shitty pushbikes someone got bored and built when it was raining. VS his road racing pushbike.
that bottle of chivas regal was the only thing my uncle and i could stomach the next day.
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the real sad part is nothing left but memories now. but thats what happens when you live in a now female dominated family, everyone elses belongings and keepsakes become junk thats in the way that has to quietly disappear or sold off. But god fucking help you if you dare take the wrong towel to the gym leave the toilet seat open, or dont change the rubbish bin everyone else kept adding to for a week because they were too fucking bone idle to do it!
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we should support this guy.
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aka somewhere in or near vegas during a full moon.
kind of shit that gets you on that 'Jail' show. Getting frisked by ... Nicole Sittre
...
i wonder how much it costs to fly from melbourne to vegas. for science.
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japan has lots of loan words for all sorts, like hanbaga and besuboru (cant remember the spelling its been like... 30 years since i did japanese in high school. i was more a french guy) , and the most degenerate of manga, especially when its only in 'japanese' seems to have its niche selling point solely in soy filled american teen weebs rather than the general weird shit that japanese people like themselves. hence fucking faggots in shit filled diapers running at you with their hands behind them calling you shit like BAKA and NANI..... as part of a university social club attached to a PHD course in Japanese Animation Production with 9 of them already applying for jobs in japan (but only in the city) and 1 applying to Disney who has a side gig selling hardcore mickie mouse mary sue porn on deviantart.
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Need more force!
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But in a modern context,if you're using a motorcycle for combat,an armored front with a protected sidecar with a mounted machine gun would allow you to act like a mobile machine gun nest and you can watch for flankers while the gunner does his job.
That's my opinion,anyway.
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LARPing faggot. Day of the Nope.