Last time I jacked off near a public library I got arrested. Not for the jacking off, mind. But for a warrant.
Some explanation via backstory. It's as good an illustration of the bizarre - and routine - happenings in my life as any.
- I had been released from jail after almost 100 days in solitary confinement a few days earlier. I was subjected to an ankle monitor. I couldn't get the damn thing off. No way in hell. Then I suddenly had retard strength and did the impossible: I removed it with my bare hands. This was given to me by Jesus Christ directly. He spoke to me. I was arrested on a warrant for that. A class 4 felony - of which I was never charged for, mind.
- Then I cross the street in broad daylight and fuck myself in public in a sitting position facing busy traffic. I was told by 'them' the police wouldn't respond. But Lucifer decided to pull a funny and got them called. Why did he do this? So that I, as a homeless man, could avoid coming rainy days sitting in the slammer for over a month. This was last December-January. As it happened the person calling the pigs drove beyond the city limits to a hotel and refused to ID me. So I got away with jacking off in broad daylight on a city street for roughly 15 minutes. No charges brought for jacking off. The reason? Lucifer 'behaved' the guy and caused him not to return.
The behave technology is occult technology ultimately. First discovered by the Nazis and its precursors captured secretly by the US at the end of the war. Lucifer and Jesus are ultimately basically just very high functioning magicians.
I almost jacked off again on a highway last night facing traffic. But I chickened out. It's not even really necessary anymore. I've done it enough being at the top of the mindframe that men are doing it more and more. This is a global trend, mind. You're only hearing about it in NYC. But I know anecdotally from talking to women in Phoenix, for example, that they're seeing guys jacking off!
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 16:04:43 ago (+1/-0)
@joe_mccarthy
Let's fucking go!!
End of the world stat tell Putin to quit dicking around.
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 16:19:51 ago (+1/-0)*
Some explanation via backstory. It's as good an illustration of the bizarre - and routine - happenings in my life as any.
- I had been released from jail after almost 100 days in solitary confinement a few days earlier. I was subjected to an ankle monitor. I couldn't get the damn thing off. No way in hell. Then I suddenly had retard strength and did the impossible: I removed it with my bare hands. This was given to me by Jesus Christ directly. He spoke to me. I was arrested on a warrant for that. A class 4 felony - of which I was never charged for, mind.
- Then I cross the street in broad daylight and fuck myself in public in a sitting position facing busy traffic. I was told by 'them' the police wouldn't respond. But Lucifer decided to pull a funny and got them called. Why did he do this? So that I, as a homeless man, could avoid coming rainy days sitting in the slammer for over a month. This was last December-January. As it happened the person calling the pigs drove beyond the city limits to a hotel and refused to ID me. So I got away with jacking off in broad daylight on a city street for roughly 15 minutes. No charges brought for jacking off. The reason? Lucifer 'behaved' the guy and caused him not to return.
The behave technology is occult technology ultimately. First discovered by the Nazis and its precursors captured secretly by the US at the end of the war. Lucifer and Jesus are ultimately basically just very high functioning magicians.
I almost jacked off again on a highway last night facing traffic. But I chickened out. It's not even really necessary anymore. I've done it enough being at the top of the mindframe that men are doing it more and more. This is a global trend, mind. You're only hearing about it in NYC. But I know anecdotally from talking to women in Phoenix, for example, that they're seeing guys jacking off!