James Bond movies reimagined featuring a nigger in the title role - Upgoat

James Bond movies reimagined featuring a nigger in the title role
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 10:49:23 ago (+29/-0) (funny)

One of my favorite posts from voat. I've saved this and laugh every time I remember it. You just know the next Bond is going to be a nigger or shitskin variant. I didn't see the latest one as it appeared they were actually trying to make some sheboon the next 007?

Dr. Shieeeet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort and Let Die
The Man with the Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to a Crime
The Broken Headlight
License to Steal
Goldenteeth
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare
ScienceFail
Spittle

As for the last movie, how about 'No Time to Pay Child Support'?

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 11:59:36 ago (+1/-0)*

You missed ThunderKaffer. EDIT: I missed Ghettoballs.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 13:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

Coonraper
Kunta Of South LA

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 16:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

These are fucking amazing LOL

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 17:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, absolutely hilarious.

This is the earliest record I can find of these on voat:

https://archive.searchvoat.co/v/funny/3334256/19739087

Don't know if that person came up with them or if it was copied from elsewhere. Either way the whole list is brilliant.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 14:59:30 ago (+2/-0)

Coonraker made me chuckle.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 11:48:38 ago (+3/-0)

Quantum of Welfare

Quantum Physics Engineer

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 17:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

Their greatest invention:

https://files.catbox.moe/2eu5ji.jpg

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 12:24:02 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga treyvontarious duhhhhh 22st iz straight gittin eez sinthetyx chiggumz awn lawk gnome seyin?!

Hee dun hayd sum bish stillin billion chiggumz buh deyt bish gat cawt bai raycis hoooowytee pigz gnome seyin?!

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 12:10:12 ago (+3/-0)

Felons are Forever

"Felonies are forever" is funnier

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 17:41:52 ago (+1/-0)

Or maybe Fentanyl is Forever.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 11:59:44 ago (+4/-0)

As for the last movie, how about 'No Time to Pay Child Support'?

"Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo' Dat"

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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2024 17:42:02 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeeeit.