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Why are dog turds better than niggers ?

submitted by SirNiggsalot to whatever 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 16:22:38 ago (+20/-0)     (whatever)

Dog turds will eventually turn White and stop stinking.


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 18:20:58 ago (+5/-0)

Have one of my finest upgoats.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 16:56:26 ago (+1/-1)

Why do people throw dog turds into plastic bags and into landfill if dog turds naturally decompose?

[ - ] observation1 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 17:22:17 ago (+2/-2)

It must be because the earth is flat?????

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 20:09:13 ago (+3/-0)

Naaah nigga yo momz tittiez iz gnome seyin?!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:34:45 ago (+2/-0)

Flapjacks, even.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 18:35:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 7 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 16:36:58 ago (+7/-0)

Dog turds don't rape and stab at will.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 16:31:41 ago (+4/-0)

Michael Jackson turned white.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 20:08:08 ago (+3/-0)

But he also raped little kids.

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:43:44 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe. When one of those kids got older he said his parents forced the a false accusation for money.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 18:12:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 16:29:05 ago (+1/-0)

They turn white?

[ - ] WolvenWargod 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 19:51:15 ago (+1/-0)

Dog food used to have a lot of bone meal in it. After their shitsat around for a while, usually in the sun, it would turn white from the bone content. I heard they don't put that stuff in dog food anymore so the joke is a little dated young one.