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Dont know whether to be triggered or amused. Definitely amusing.

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 11:06:58 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

So i get a bit bored at night and ive got a nice car at the moment so im like fuckit, midnight spin, joint, snack, bed. Kind of wanted to check this joint out because they do 'Philly cheesesteak subs' trigger warning, you will never actually get a real one here, its... whatever the store wants it to be

So im like 'Ill have a philly cheesesteak sub' 'ok burger' 'no, sub' 'oh... you mean wrap?' 'long roll... sub' point at menu and picture of actual sub... 'no solly we dont do sub' 'ok a wrap. two potato cakes, a dim sim, and ill get some chips. oh and some mayo on the side for the chips' 'ok'

sit around for 15 minutes, get the food, get to the car, open the bag, no mayo on the side, no mayo on the chips. straight up im like oh fuck here we go...

this idiot has put literally an entire jar of fucking mayonnaise on top of this sliced beef and fucking.... not even cheese wiz filled up fucking thing thats that full of.... absolute fucking shit it cant even be wrapped up properly, and ive just noped out. gets thrown at the general direction of the shop door (fuckin clean up your mess yourselves, ive already wasted enough time) an hour later im munching harder than when i left.

not even pissed, im genuinely trying to work out how this fuckwit even made that connection in the first place outside of 'white people have to add mayonnaise to everything' - well maybe but the shit is like vegimite, you dont put a fucking jar of it on anything, and you dont put it on shit that already has something like peanut fucking butter on it!

not a rant either, just bored shitless.


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 11:10:33 ago (+1/-0)*

first world problems, you know. fucksakes.

fun stuff on the way there too - come around a bend and have to hit the anchors because a fat fuck of a wombat is wobbling along but cant get off the road, try to go around it, shitbag starts wobbling across the middle... have to sit there and try and herd him across - then cop a pair of fucktards in a busted up vp first want to drag me, then fuck off around a corner through a red turning light, only for em to be around the corner busting fucking donuts in the middle of the next intersection... think i prefer being up in the mountains.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 11:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know where are you, but in EU we don't have this crap. Even at McDonalds there are smart people. Maybe because they are all still fucking White.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 08:13:29 ago (+0/-0)

yeah cant trust the one we have here, hence the drive for something else... buggers handed me the wrong bag the other day poor sucker whos food i had was still sitting in the drive thru waiting bay when i got back. i got two orders and drove half way home in the time the poor m'fer before me got one.

[ - ] rectangle -1 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 12:25:32 ago (+0/-1)

Why are you in Europe? Go back to pajeetland!

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 11:46:54 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf m8

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 13:37:56 ago (+1/-0)

Tacos ALWAYS safer

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 08:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

tacos not the kind of thing you can usually get at that time of night here. for midnight snack runs youve got mcshits, roadside kebabs, or roadside burgers, of varying quality. this joint was a bit of a mix and match i found open at stupid oclock and isnt just shit tier kebabs hsp's and chips. the hook for me was the aforementioned NON EXISTANT 'Philly Cheesesteak Sub' - and 'cheese and bacon potato cakes' sound good, until you work out its two potato cakes, with raw potato slices shit cheese sauce and oil, slapped together and deep fried. sadly their execution sucks balls.

[ - ] Trope -1 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:50:16 ago (+0/-1)

I’m glad that joint turned out to be a food joint and not just a dumb stoner story.

You deserve a redo tonight. I hope you find what meal you’re looking for and that it hits the spot.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 08:11:55 ago (+0/-0)

Well it wasnt not a stoner story. its just not 'dude wheres my car?' retarded stoner story.