Know Who to Call, It Could Save Your Life - Upgoat

ProTip: It you are burying a body, lay a copper wire along the shallow grave.
It will get picked up as a utility line and will be marked as a place not to dig.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:38:45 ago (+5/-0)

Hitting a gas line can be Dangerous!

[ - ] localsal 2 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:23:36 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone who hasn't already called and figured out the best spots to dig already is way behind the curve.

It's like when killers go to Walmart and buy bleach after the fact, it makes it so easy for zogbots to find them. Buy bleach years in advance.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:25:06 ago (+4/-0)

Bleach starts going bad at 6 months.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:43:52 ago (+1/-0)

How does bleach go bad? LOL

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:39:57 ago (+4/-0)

After a year, the natural breakdown of the sodium hypochlorite bleach active into salt and water rapidly accelerates, and the active ingredient concentration becomes too low for EPA registered uses like sanitizing or disinfecting.

O2 exposure?

[ + ] xachariah

[ - ] xachariah 3 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:52:29 ago (+3/-0)

Bleach degrades and turns into water over time. It takes a while and depends on storage conditions, but it'll eventually happen on the scale of years.

[ + ] Kung_Flu

[ - ] Kung_Flu 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 21:19:02 ago (+1/-0)

Not really. I've had bleach that's still potent after 10 years.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:38:35 ago (+6/-0)

After a shelf life of six months, bleach starts to degrade. Concentrated bleach loses its effectiveness as a disinfectant after 1 year.

Yes, bleach expires—and you might not have as long as you think to use it. The shelf life of bleach is generally only around 6 months to a year, according to Erika Womack, PhD, the state chemist for Mississippi and the director of the Mississippi State Chemical Laboratory. After that, bleach starts to degrade, becoming 20% less effective each year. And that’s only if the bleach is stored properly. If not, you’re looking at an even shorter shelf life. Surprised? I definitely was.

Once bleach is past its prime, its main component, sodium hypochlorite, naturally breaks down into what is essentially salt water, says Mary Gagliardi, Clorox’s in-house scientist and cleaning expert. This applies to both opened and unopened bottles, and it will happen no matter how the bottle is stored. While expired bleach won’t be quite as innocuous as regular salt water for a while, it also won’t have the full disinfecting or whitening power that it has before its expiration date.

Maxxed out on bleach research, but assuming it's due to exposure to oxygen. Maybe you can keep it longer in low O2 conditions.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 05:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

what you want is wine decanters kek.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:25:18 ago (+1/-0)

Years in advance

Years? Really? Lol

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

Big box stores now store transaction video for a long time. To fully make sure there is plausible deniability it has to be a very long time.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:02:43 ago (+3/-0)

Bleach deteriorates after six months and gets worse as time goes on.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:19:58 ago (+1/-0)

"Shoot, shovel, and shut up".

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 8 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'd call dead animal removal since you're not supposed to throw them in the trash.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 04:24:33 ago (+2/-0)

Depends on the place, size of animal, and disposal methods.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 11:57:26 ago (+0/-0)

weeeeeeeeeeeell just bought that ghostbusters pc game remake.

it actually makes me smile.

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