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Trying to get rid of my pet. Need the money.

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:08:59 ago (+25/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xkpud9.jpg



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[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:10:04 ago (+5/-0)

Invasive species

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:27:19 ago (+3/-0)

They would have gone extinct if Whites would have just left them untouched in their original habitat.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 16:47:14 ago (+0/-0)

... are you white?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 01:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

... are you white?

No. I am White.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:17:53 ago (+4/-0)

Is that food for a growing boa or python?...please set up a live cam for public viewing.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 7 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:22:40 ago (+7/-0)*

Niguanas will eat anything

Edit: wait. I get what you were saying now lol

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:38:14 ago (+3/-0)

You forgot to fill the tank with water!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:26:43 ago (+3/-0)

Just flush it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 15:30:02 ago (+3/-0)

If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 19:05:47 ago (+1/-0)

Science checks out.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 22:13:47 ago (+1/-0)

That saying originated in 1976, Marin County, Ca during the drought.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 02:27:26 ago (+1/-0)

If it’s yellow let it mellow

Don't, this causes pipe issues.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:08:21 ago (+2/-0)*

Just leave it out by the curb. A kindly old Jew will find it and make a fuss until it's cared for using public funds.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

Pet NIGUANA!

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

looooooooooooool

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 22:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

If you keep it in a small tank it won’t get any bigger.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 21:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

I giggled

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:22:23 ago (+0/-0)

The market for obsolete farm equipment is severely limited. Nothing but downside to it.
Can't even give them away.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:00:30 ago (+0/-0)

Try selling at Christan bake sale.
You can sell it to a Christ-Cuck for at least $10,000.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

If I was to toss this thing in the ocean who would frown? Would Jesus frown? OH JEEEEESUSSAAHHHHHH WOULD JESUSUS FROWNA? You frown so hod jesus?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 10 monthsAug 6, 2024 22:15:10 ago (+0/-0)

It will definitely DROWNA!
Rockfish even!