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That's not food. Doubt rats or cockroaches would even eat that shit.

US currency is backed by nothing more than the full faith and trust in the united states federal government

how much faith do you have in the federal government?

Ingredients: Water, Skim Milk, Canola Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Tomato Paste, and Less than 2% of the Following: Cream, Pasteurized Milk, Salt, Cheddar Cheese [Cultured Pasteurized Milk, Salt, Enzymes), Natural Flavors, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Butter Fat, Maltodextrin (Made from Corn), Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Pepper, Salt, Vinegar, Natural Flavor), Disodium Phosphate, Yeast Extract, Sodium Citrate, Annatto, Monosodium Glutamate, Cellulose Gum, Acetic Acid, DATEM, Spices, Jalapeno Pepper and Citric Acid. CONTAINS MILK PRODUCTS

That third ingredient is the killer in the goyslop. Any of the good shit is a combined less the 2% mixed in with some hinky shit like DATEM. wtf? A chemical with a name so long it's an acronym of 5 letters. What could go wrong. Come to find out, that shit's in everything not homemade.

https://www.isitbadforyou.com/questions/is-datem-bad-for-you

If one eats goyslop, the cumulative effect of DATEM, MSG, seed and nut oils especially is chronic illness, clogged circulatory system, tire around the gut, barely-functioning organs then early death. Even if one last years longer than deemed physcially possible with a shit diet and sedentary lifestyle, one will feel miserable every waking moment. Maybe for a few moments on the rare occasion, one might feel, mmm, okay. But one will always go back to being this slightly rounded, huffing puffing oompa loompa that doesn't understand. What happened? 20 years ago one wasn't so wore down and wearing a fat suit. That's the cumulative effect. Eating the same garbage for a long time will first maim, then kill.

If I were a big fan of this crap in a can, I'd have to formulate a better recipe at home. I know it won't be as portable, but it will be a damn site better body fuel.

For me it's the spicy bean dip with cool ranch doritos.