I used to slice hundreds of pounds of deli meat daily. Had the same thought many times. The ham is even worse, and I'd often ask what part of the pig the pink loaf (we called them loaves) came from.
The truth is that lunch meat is an emulsified meat slurry with water, salt, corn syrup, preservatives, and binding agents that has been shaped and packaged for weight consistency and ease of shipping.
Oh, and there is bones. It's only noticeable when you get a random piece that wasn't ground up enough. There's always bone mixed in though, you can literally hear it when you slice the meat.
Source: I go to Publix too goddamn often. The font is wrong on the middle line. You'd go Publix too if you lived in the south and wanted to lessen your exposure to niggers.
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 02:38:31 ago (+4/-0)
Those blocks of lunch meat... It's not natural and not a clean slice of the animal. How can you have a beach ball size block of turkey with no bones?
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 09:55:06 ago (+1/-0)
The truth is that lunch meat is an emulsified meat slurry with water, salt, corn syrup, preservatives, and binding agents that has been shaped and packaged for weight consistency and ease of shipping.
Oh, and there is bones. It's only noticeable when you get a random piece that wasn't ground up enough. There's always bone mixed in though, you can literally hear it when you slice the meat.
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 08:00:30 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] RabbiKinderschtupper
[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 04:33:51 ago (+2/-0)
Source: I go to Publix too goddamn often. The font is wrong on the middle line. You'd go Publix too if you lived in the south and wanted to lessen your exposure to niggers.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 10:24:39 ago (+0/-0)
Can confirm. Helps I go to the "mountain" Publix.
[ + ] Nasturtium
[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 09:29:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 07:30:59 ago (+1/-0)
America Flavored America
Contains No America
[ + ] PoundOfFlesh
[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 09:59:54 ago (+2/-0)
niggers, poo niggers, sand niggers, taco niggers, chinks, and gooks
may contain up to 2% kikes who control and ruin everything for whites
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 02:16:38 ago (+1/-0)
You know, Asians are constantly eating but you rarely see an obese one (American standard).
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 02:41:42 ago (+1/-0)
I went to an Asian country and the first few days i had severe food poisoning even though I didn't drink the water.
[ + ] BwonsamdiTheDead
[ - ] BwonsamdiTheDead 0 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 12:16:26 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GeorgeBailey
[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 04:22:12 ago (+0/-0)