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Idea For When You See Women With Tattoos

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:31:13 ago (+18/-2)     (whatever)

Say to them stuff like:

“Why did you nigger your leg like that?”

“Looks like your entire arm has gone through the niggering process.” etc.


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[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:35:18 ago (+10/-0)

I think you're on the right track with shaming and saying "nigger" to the average broad is bound to end with some sort of "not what you said but how you said it" indignation, thereby affording them an easy opportunity to ignore the substance of the argument and write you off as bigoted and/or sexist.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:04:18 ago (+4/-2)

Who cares? You still got to call them a nigger.

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:12:42 ago (+7/-0)

I almost wrote that and the difference is whether it hits home or not.

If they're able to write you off as and ist or an ism then your opinion probably wasn't valid in the first place. After all, you're just some crazy person calling people niggers.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 11:50:19 ago (+4/-0)

They are trained by the system to 'write off' anything that doesn't explicitly worship them and agree with their programming. May as well have fun fucking with them.

[ - ] Monica 8 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 02:47:20 ago (+8/-0)

See her tats from afar and say "ooh Is that a tattoo?" And when she smiles and starts to talk about it's 'deep meaning' interupt her and say "eww" and turn and walk away.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 7 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 01:16:38 ago (+7/-0)

I think of them the way I do fat people- they can't do the simplest thing and manage their own body so I would not trust them with anything or believe a word they say. They fucked up the simplest, day one thing people should learn- not to ruin their bodies

[ - ] coldsoak 6 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:35:33 ago (+6/-0)

Sorry, I thought it said tacos.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:56:26 ago (+6/-0)

I will simply ghost or ignore any female with tattoos; it’s almost as bad as being a mudshark, which deserves at the very least an audible groan of disgust.

[ - ] Monica 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 02:48:21 ago (+4/-0)

At the very least I'd let them see my look of disgust.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 01:22:43 ago (+2/-0)

☝️☝️☝️☝️

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 5 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:08:55 ago (+5/-0)

Why not just “Why did you trash up your leg like that?” or "you look like white trash with those shitty tattoos."

I feel like that would hurt their feels a little more.

[ - ] Not_C 5 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 04:49:59 ago (+5/-0)

Tattoos show how immature someone is.
Tattoos are forever. Just like their maturity level.

[ - ] GreatSatan 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:07:06 ago (+4/-0)

How to make yourself look like a weirdo

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:09:58 ago (+3/-2)

No one is weirder than the person purposefully destroying the beauty of their body's natural symmetry.

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 04:20:29 ago (+4/-0)

I bet you're fun at parties

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 08:07:29 ago (+4/-0)

I LIKE THAT. Why did you nigger your arm? Or your ankle? Our guys need to start doing this right away.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 08:33:07 ago (+4/-0)

I'm anti-tattoo but this is absolutely retarded.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 09:16:36 ago (+1/-2)*

There certainly was more resistance to the idea of tats 30 years ago. That’s when I managed the Boro Park gangsta rap group Fat Jews with Tattoos. We were not able to ride the wave of tattoos because the gimmick was probably 5 years too early. We couldn’t even re-brand because Shlomo G left the group and Dizzy Dreidel just wasn’t the same after taking two weeks off for Birthright. The chemistry (magic, really) was just lost forever.

Later on, I had a little more success managing other ethnic gangsta rap groups like Tough Chinks With Cufflinks and the Dutch group Nignogs With Big Clogs.

[ - ] wyrmblut 1 point 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 05:54:31 ago (+1/-0)

I personally like to use the phrase 'nigger up'. As in

"You sure niggered up your pants brah"

"Yeah, I mustve ate some bad eggs and now I'm having explosive diarrhea sharts"

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 16:03:07 ago (+1/-0)

I ask them where they did time.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 01:43:26 ago (+1/-0)

Ask the mudshark if she has a tat for every abortion it has had. Like how fighter pilots mark their kills.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 07:01:31 ago (+1/-1)

How do you feel about men getting tattoos like Celtic cross?

What about a woman with a Celtic cross?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 08:08:24 ago (+3/-0)

With extremely few exceptions, tattoos are a bad life choice.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 09:17:55 ago (+1/-2)

THAT SHIT SOUND FIYA TO HAVE A LARRY BIRD JESUS PIECE HE WAS COLDER THAN A MUHFUCKA