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The next impenetrable mystery that will perplex and enrage flat tards

submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 17:58:23 ago (+27/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/2hwgl7.jpg

Cold air isn't real. I predict that at least one of them will actually say this.


36 comments block


[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 02:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Bury it in dirt and you'll get more?

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 02:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

VIOLATION OF THERMODYNAMICS! IMPOSSIBLE! Heat cannot move towards a warmer volume!!!!11

[ - ] Trope 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 01:07:29 ago (+0/-0)

No.

FUCK that little 5000 BTU piece of shit Air Conditioner. You go at least 10,000 otherwise your're just teasing yourself with a little gust of wind.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 23:42:48 ago (+0/-0)

Air is a mix of molecules that are all vibrating at different frequencies. "Hot" air and "cold" air exist simultaneously in a given volume. One way of separating them is a centrifuge, in which the hot and cold gases will exit from different orifices.

I can't find the video but you can make a centrifugal chamber that you connect the input to an air compressor and it has 2 outputs; one gets super hot and one gets supercold.

So yeah, pure cold air isn't a thing because there is always some hot air in it. Unless, of course, you reach absolute zero (good luck with that)

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 02:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hot & Cold are relative terms.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 22:36:52 ago (+1/-0)

The real magic is in the phase-changing fluid and the compressor. Just had to clean out the rear heatsink and coils the other day when it overheated and had a safety shut off in 105f heat.

I was outside anyways but I was still annoyed at having to spend my time on that instead of building the solar array.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

It's not possible if you spent $200 on a really nice one, only to get home and realize your window opens side ways, not upways.

I totally didn't do that though.
A friend did.
She lives in Canada.
You wouldn't know her.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 22:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

Then rotate it sideways to match? This doesn't sound like a difficult problem to solve.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 22:04:31 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think you can do that because the refrigerant needs it to be right side up.

It all worked out anyway, because I installed it in my shed and used it as a man cave.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 02:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, you will damage one even by having it on its side for a while before you run it upright. Have to let it sit overnight upright for the oil to properly settle.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 10 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:27:26 ago (+10/-0)

Bread goes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that.

[ - ] IsraelRespecter -1 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 02:01:01 ago (+0/-1)

die. nazi. scum.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 19:49:08 ago (+2/-4)

"The more I debated with them the more familiar I became with their
argumentative tactics. At the outset they counted upon the stupidity of their
opponents, but when they got so entangled that they could not find a way out
they played the trick of acting as innocent simpletons. Should they fail, in spite
of their tricks of logic, they acted as if they could not understand the counter
arguments and bolted away to another field of discussion. They would lay down
truisms and platitudes; and, if you accepted these, then they were applied to
other problems and matters of an essentially different nature from the original
theme. If you faced them with this point they would escape again, and you could
not bring them to make any precise statement.

Whenever one tried to get a firm
grip on any of these apostles one’s hand grasped only jelly and slime which
slipped through the fingers and combined again into a solid mass a moment
afterwards. If your adversary felt forced to give in to your argument, on account
of the observers present, and if you then thought that at last you had gained
ground, a surprise was in store for you on the following day. The Jew would be
utterly oblivious to what had happened the day before, and he would start once
again by repeating his former absurdities, as if nothing had happened. Should
you become indignant and remind him of yesterday’s defeat, he pretended
astonishment and could not remember anything, except that on the previous day
he had proved that his statements were correct. Sometimes I was dumbfounded.
I do not know what amazed me the more - the abundance of their verbiage or the
artful way in which they dressed up their falsehoods. I gradually came to hate
them."

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:06:50 ago (+2/-1)

The perfect description of interacting with flat tards. Uncle A was ahead of his time.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -4 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:09:47 ago (+1/-5)

https://files.catbox.moe/kxpfd1.png

You have never accepted the fact that it's a fish eye lens Dangus. You engage in pilpul, deflect and run away every time.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:29:53 ago (+3/-2)

That's because the fish eye cope is 100% bullshit. Flat tards always rely on some 70 IQ deus ex machina shit to explain away reality. No one with a functional brain falls for it.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:40:54 ago (+1/-3)

If that was the curvature of a spherical earth. America would encompass 1/2 of the sphere.

Are you that retarded?

The top photo show's the horizon at eye level, 127,000ft up.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:43:54 ago (+1/-3)

You have a learning disability which prevents you from being able to think in 3D. That is why basic facts and concepts relating to the earth, and a great many other topics, are incomprehensible to you. You're literally too stupid to comprehend them.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:46:30 ago (+1/-1)

Dangus, go ahead and fill out the rest of that sphere using the curve from the fish eye lens. You will quickly come to find how retarded you sound but you wont do this because your a disingenuous kike.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:33:04 ago (+0/-2)

As I've already explained, the fish eye lens cope is bullshit.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

And I've repeatedly asked to show what the sphere would like like if you mapped the rest of it out based on that curve caused by the fish eye lens. Which you believe is earth curve instead.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:54:24 ago (+0/-1)

I don't take requests from literal retards. Especially when a single search proves everything you've said is retarded and completely wrong. https://files.catbox.moe/v5vnfc.png

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:16:07 ago (+0/-1)

You all do the same, you're all a bigger projection than the sun in your "model"

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:44:44 ago (+0/-1)

The words mean nothing coming from a person such as yourself.

Like a nostalgic event, the visuals and audio may be the same, but all the meaning and magic is gone.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 19:17:41 ago (+3/-0)

Mine sucks and blows. How is that even possible?

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 07:21:19 ago (+1/-0)

She's gone from suck to blow!

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 11:25:24 ago (+0/-0)

Probably my favorite movie of all time. Mel is one funny jew.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 18:20:20 ago (+3/-0)

Air is only a theory!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 18:22:04 ago (+2/-0)

DAMMIT man! Give the retardos time to say it first! They're my only true source of entertainment these days.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 18:33:05 ago (+1/-0)

aw, alright. They're not much of a challenge, though.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 00:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

But it doesn’t hold water…..

…..or does it

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 00:21:47 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah it does, when the water is evaporated!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 18:07:04 ago (+4/-0)

guise, my air conditioner is flat! pay the gay away and I'll invest... I mean investigate this!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 00:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

Vanishing point! Zoooooooom!