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Being a conspiracy theorist

submitted by qwop to whatever 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 08:15:34 ago (+60/-0)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 18 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 09:01:13 ago (+18/-0)

Being a “conspiracy theorist” has kept my family healthy, out of debt, and proudly against the jew. The ultimate “conspiracy theory” is learning about the holocaust and realizing that everything is a lie and history has a tribe of gatekeepers that are poisoning the earth.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 19:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

'Being a conspiracy theorist has helped to do all the things i use to do before, run, ride, swim, play tennis, even bending over or sneezing is no problem anymore. Now that i'm a conspiracy theorist'. Not for everyone, please read carfully.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 12:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you had it rough prior, bud.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 15:41:07 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] oyveyo 11 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 11:20:03 ago (+11/-0)*

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. That's a term coined by the CIA (mossad) to belittle and discredit truth seekers.

I'm a conspiracy analyst.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 11:40:13 ago (+4/-0)

Agreed. I don't engage in conspiracy theories. I'm only interested in conspiracy facts.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 19:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

'Cohencidence theorist'.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 15:41:51 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 08:55:18 ago (+4/-0)

There are sheep on both sides.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 10:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Being a sheep or a shepherd is your choice.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 19:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather be the dude sitting inside at the dinner table.

[ - ] germ22 3 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 12:42:46 ago (+3/-0)

I might be a conspiracy theorist, but at least I don't have myocarditis.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 13:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

With one shot you could have it!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 18:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

Funny how that works, huh?

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 13:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

"just be a man and pay your taxes and provide for us. I don't get a free ride if you go off and overthrow the government" -women

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 11:47:33 ago (+2/-1)

The worst thing you can be in life is a cat lover

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 13:25:38 ago (+1/-0)

If you've ever been in the cat subreddit you can see just how revolting they are. A bunch of losers humblebragging that their cat is the most disgusting destructive and stupid animal alive, and daring anyone else to share how gross their cat is.

Fucking weird shit.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:48:20 ago (+0/-0)

They’re mentally off. Iv been stabbed in the back twice in my life by my best friends. They were both cat lovers. Never again

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 12:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

My cat disagrees.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 10:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

I guess thats true if you actually give a shit about what those retards think about you...i dont

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 10:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

I’m thinking about you. And I’m a retard, according to my dad.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 13:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

Tartarian Truther!

[ - ] carnold03 -1 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 06:54:27 ago (+0/-1)

If you need to spend endless hours for months and years gathering as much information as possible to know that it's the children of Satan, then your critical thinking skills were clearly not up to the challenge of solving the theory to begin with.