5-10 years: 99% of all knowledge comes from having a censored "Children's Bible" selectively read to them in Sunday School as a kid. Whatever you do, don't tell the kids about God's Chosenites committing Genocide. Or the part where Jews rape their daughters in caves. The part about the rainbow and zoo boat is nice though. Sanitize it and ship it!
10-Adult: Don't you dare read anything other than the red text in the NT.
Naughty Adults: Get curious and read Genesis and Exodus uncensored.
All Christ-Cucks: Leviticus is really fucking boring. Make excuses about how this isn't the real Bible anyway. Stop reading. Never acknowledge all the Jewish shit between Leviticus and NT.
Finally: Get confused when told Jesus is a Jew, because all the messianic prophecies are in the parts Christ-Cucks don't read.
All Christ-Cucks: Leviticus is really fucking boring. Make excuses about how this isn't the real Bible anyway. Stop reading.
More like "This is making me question the religion I am following and making me uncomfortable due to threats of enteral suffering in a fiery hell. Stops reading"
christians dont follow 603 commandments. thats why jews hate christians and are proud they murdered the 'false messiah'. they think pilpul gets you into heaven. fuck, fundie pharisees were a minority of a minority even back in those days. the jews of the jews. their shit ended with jesus, hence 10 'commandments' which can be boiled down into two lines in one verse anyway, instead of 603 excuses why the 10 commandments dont apply to the pharisees. The TWO LINES in one verse are the bit that applies now. Those 10 commandments were for the kinds of people who would get a hardon watching their sister and think nothing of getting their fuck on, and actually had to be taught by someone how to not be fucktards around each other and live around other people. Pretty much like a nation full of autistic retards (or flat earthers) aka pagans.
So yeah, 'Pagan' could easily be used interchangeably with 'autistic fuck' when talking about faith and community.
OLD SHIT is 'history' and 'context' not 'rule' ends with the messiah. Jews follow this shit. NEW shit is telling the Jews 'fuck you, you screwed up, and well done you even noted it all down for yourself, now its civilised whites (Gentiles - Greeks, Romans) turn to take over from illiterate goat herders' Christians follow THIS shit.
i mean you can point fingers all you like, being intentionally retarded about the bible is pretty low effort.
Lovebot bluescreened last week when I mentioned Leviticus. Now he claims the bible starts at the NT, but can’t explain why the 1:1 jewish translation that is the OT still exists in his King James Bible.
[ + ] Niggly_Puff
[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:11:01 ago (+0/-0)
More like "This is making me question the religion I am following and making me uncomfortable due to threats of enteral suffering in a fiery hell. Stops reading"
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:13:14 ago (+1/-0)
LOL.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 03:37:54 ago (+0/-0)*
So yeah, 'Pagan' could easily be used interchangeably with 'autistic fuck' when talking about faith and community.
OLD SHIT is 'history' and 'context' not 'rule' ends with the messiah. Jews follow this shit.
NEW shit is telling the Jews 'fuck you, you screwed up, and well done you even noted it all down for yourself, now its civilised whites (Gentiles - Greeks, Romans) turn to take over from illiterate goat herders' Christians follow THIS shit.
i mean you can point fingers all you like, being intentionally retarded about the bible is pretty low effort.
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 10:27:40 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:49:57 ago (+0/-0)
Now he claims the bible starts at the NT, but can’t explain why the 1:1 jewish translation that is the OT still exists in his King James Bible.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 03:35:49 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 10:21:13 ago (+0/-0)