All you tardcucks btfo - Upgoat

All you tardcucks btfo
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to FlattardClassroom 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 12:21:19 ago (+44/-5) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] puppy528 7 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:48:48 ago (+7/-0)

I see you're one of those "The Earth is half-full" optimists..

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:18:24 ago (+3/-0)

'Haff-empty, you earthist !!'

[ - ] taoV 6 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:06:20 ago (+6/-0)

It's upside down, you orientationcuck.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 14:56:07 ago (+8/-3)

I've never seen a (((globetard))) who pushes the jew (((education))) ever give an accurate representation of what flat earth people actually think.

They always post stupid shit a flat earther would never post.

It is strait from the Jewish communist playbook the way (((globetards))) act and represent the scientific community... the sad thing is someone who believes in the scientific method would never use the jew communist tactics

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 8 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:11:36 ago (+8/-0)

Yep. Always strawmanning. It is also a giant source of weakness and retardation. Like when you try to debate libtards and all they can do is bring up other shit or just flat out lies.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:04:06 ago (+5/-1)

Oh you got me. How did this lame thread get so many upvoats, as you play into the thing satirized

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:08:57 ago (+3/-0)

Who cares what retards think

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:04:52 ago (+3/-0)

Me, I care

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:11:02 ago (+2/-0)

Truly potatofaceone is the Mr Rogers of drooling retards.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:13:50 ago (+3/-0)

Tards together strong!

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:04:40 ago (+2/-1)

Oh you got me. How did this lame thread get so many upvoats, as you play into the thing satirized

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:21:59 ago (+2/-1)

STOP NOTICING!

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 12:25:46 ago (+3/-0)

When I fly to the edge it’s rough but that sudden 90 degree move goes unnoticed by the passengers.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 5 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:06:25 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine subsaharan Africa and India cut off from the glorious plane

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 12:45:17 ago (+3/-0)

It can be a bit more jarring under sail.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:18:39 ago (+2/-0)

Doesn't explain how Australians don't just fall off.
Seriously. Get a bowl, hold it up, then put a piece of Captain Crunch on the bottom of the bowl.
It falls off.

You retard shits need to think about this before you say retarded shit.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:01:46 ago (+3/-0)

Milk cohesion for the win. Also neri being a tasmanian devil of homosexual activity down there has to have some affect. Like an extremely gay poseidon

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

Comment of the day

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 12:42:54 ago (+3/-2)

More believable than flat earth.

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:03:39 ago (+5/-4)

Stupid but makes more sense than this.

https://files.catbox.moe/lkcyvy.png

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:13:51 ago (+6/-2)

They won't even acknowledge the stuff in there. Like the moon can lift a tide in some cases 8 feet but you don't actually weigh any less or more during a low or high tide, yet you're 70% water.

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:16:09 ago (+6/-2)

They make a great argument for me though. Anybody that looks at that picture can see the contradiction. To see how triggered they get makes it pretty obvious they are shilling for the jew.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:11:58 ago (+3/-0)

You didn't account for the firmament

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:15:35 ago (+6/-4)

That's not in the heliocentric claim. I'm just showing how retarded the heliocentric claim is. If they claimed that there's a firmament, it would be more credible than what they have going now.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 6 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:24:21 ago (+6/-0)

Oh no you don't. Don't slide my fake slide thread

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:25:41 ago (+5/-3)

What? Lol. I don't care what you do.

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:12:21 ago (+4/-1)

Around the world, around the world, around the world. Makes more sense now.

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty -2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:14:37 ago (+3/-5)

Lol. Just think about how retarded your concepts are. Gravity can hold down a skyscraper, and also hold you down without crushing you.

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:19:50 ago (+5/-1)

Gravity is your friend as well as your enemy. The amount of energy to escape our gravity well is immense. A bigger world would make it next to impossible. This is one solution to the Fermi paradox.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

If there's a solution, it ain't a paradox.

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty -2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:22:52 ago (+3/-5)

What we experience as gravity is simply electrostatics. When I rub a balloon on my head, is my hair defying Einstein's gravity?

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:35:55 ago (+3/-0)

You’re equating one force of attraction to another. They are completely different. The force of gravity is measurable. The force of static is instantaneous and difficult to measure.

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty -4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:41:04 ago (+1/-5)

You’re equating one force of attraction to another.

No.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrostatic_levitation

They are completely different.

No. Again, you can't add it to Italy. Explain this contradiction.

https://files.catbox.moe/lkcyvy.png

You can't just make a claim and then assume it's right. You have to solve the contradiction.

The force of gravity is measurable.

Isaac Newton can measure gravity and he did not subscribe to the absurd Idea of relativity. He specifically stated that he thought it was absurd to believe gravity could have an effect on another object through a vacuum. He believed that a medium was necessary.

So claiming that gravity is measurable is retarded. Electrostatics could replace "little g" with "average downward acceleration" and get the same terrestrial results.

The force of static is instantaneous and difficult to measure.

No. It's pretty easy. People do it in labs all the time. Everything works with electrostatics. It's why oxygen is attracted to your red blood cells.

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:50:13 ago (+4/-0)

I can throw a baseball into the air. And taking into account its weight, the force I use to toss it, and its wind resistance, I can compute the exact height it will reach. No italy involved.

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty -3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:53:03 ago (+1/-4)

I can throw a baseball into the air.

Yes. And when you let go of it, it loses contact with the ground. Therefore becoming ungrounded. Once it is ungrounded, it is affected by the positively charged particles in the air. There is a 120 volt increase in potential voltage for every meter in elevation from the earth. The further away from Earth you get, The more positively charged you will get. The more positively charged you are, The more attracted to the Earth you are. Equilibrium is what everything is trying to achieve.

And taking into account its weight, the force

None of that has to do with the bending of space time. Isaac Newton could predict the same things before relativity and it's explanation of gravity.

Are you not understanding that Newtonian, gravity and relativity are two different explanations for gravity that cannot coexist?

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 13:57:07 ago (+3/-0)

Newtonian physics describes my immediate surroundings. It works and it’s accurate. Einstein physics takes it to the next level and describes what’s going on beyond my perception. There is a next level, quantum mechanics they are still trying to work this level out. Everything you describe doesn’t fit any of the models.

Continue thread

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 14:56:51 ago (+2/-0)

You are arguing with communist zog bots

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 14:58:05 ago (+3/-1)

Maybe. But that's the point. I present my argument and they present the zog argument. I learned a lot of what I know by lurking and reading the comments. A post can be subversive, comments are where everything is called out.

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:22:31 ago (+1/-0)

You are arguing with communist zog bots

[ + ] McNasty

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:24:20 ago (+1/-0)

It's all good. The bots are helping me create a dialogue that exposes how illogical heliocentrism is.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:27:40 ago (+1/-0)

This one picture renders the entire argument irrelevant:

https://files.catbox.moe/kkcmjs.jpg

It's all balanced on the backs of four elephants on the back of one BIG turtle.
Solid, stable, durable, but most of all, mobile. See?

Because anything else would just be foolish and make no sense.

And if you don't believe that, I also have a .gif of Mussolini waving his hand around like a helicopter, which alone should be sufficient to render all other possible counter-arguments entirely meaningless.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:34:54 ago (+3/-0)

this

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:27:52 ago (+3/-0)

https://c.tenor.com/7EahINtXPP4AAAAd/benito-mussolini-fascismo.gif

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:29:44 ago (+3/-0)

Please shop in pizza dough

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:49:53 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe somebody else. My 'shop kung-fu is not the best.